Joke time: The Creation of a Pussy
The Creation of a Pussy
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.
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3:03 pm Monday, 3rd June, 2013
Skebbie
Seem to recall something similar from my schooldays, but it gave me a laugh reading it again :-) |
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4:51 pm Tuesday, 4th June, 2013
Thornyguy2013
Hi Skebbie, thanks for the comment and I'm glad it gave you a chuckle :) |
