Draft Friday, April 16, 2021 12:02 PM

Bruin7

My reply to the call for limericks and stories.


The local postman was very good looking and popular with house wives in the homes where he delivered. When it became known he was taking very early retirement, there was great sadness. On his final day, people on his rounds were waiting for him with presents and good wishes. At one home he was greeted by a very glamourous young lady with a see through negligee which left nothing to the imagination. She took his hand and drew him indoors. She led him upstairs to her bedroom and there was some very passionate love-making. Afterwards, she said ' You have a shower while I make you breakfast'. Refreshed, he returned downstairs and she called him into the kitchen where she served him a full English breakfast. There was a glass of orange juice on the table and underneath it was a £10 note. What's this? he asked. Oh that's for you, she said. I told my husband you were retiring and asked what he thought we should give you as a 'thank you' present. He said with little interest 'Oh fuck the postman, just give him a tenner............................. But, she continued, the breakfast was my idea. Bruin7

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