A Puritan's Valentines Day
8:30 am Thursday, 14th February, 2013
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
And neither are useful or necessary at all.
Life with you is worth the eternal hellfire that awaits our wicked souls.
Being with you fills me with impure thoughts, and I am ashamed.
I need you..
..to help raise livestock and grow crops or surely we will starve to death come Winter.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Let us never speak of this again.
