My first meet, who'd have known?!

DanLeeds7

So I had my first meet yesterday and WOW was it interesting? The first thing I should mention (and this might be useful for everyone to know) is that it turns out that CD isnt short for seedy and TV isnt what you think it is either! Just one to be aware of!

And how was I supposed to know that Anna Conda wasn't a real name??

So after the initial surprise I thought what the hell.. any hole's a goal, as they say, so we got going. After a couple of minutes, just as my dick was starting to go limp, he (or she) told me to take it out and put raspberry jam all over it and then carry on. So I did. She (maybe he) really liked that but I cant say it made much difference for me.

About 3 minutes later I was ready to shoot my load but before I did it he (or whatever) told me I had to put on a miner's helmet and some farmer's wellies. It broke the mood up a bit but after securing the helmet to my head I came all over his (is it her? who knows?) nappy.

After we'd got back into our clothes he/she asks me if I wanted to stay and watch Shrek on DVD, which I thought was a bit weird really so I told him I was late for my AA meeting and quickly left.

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