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Part 2

12:25 pm Monday, 19th March, 2007

So far the people I've talked to have been really nice. I've found the women on here to be honest and genuine and usually quite chatty. I’ve also found out that even though this is a website for casual sex, you still need to be able to turn a girl on, and that apparently the words 'fancy a shag' are not much of an aphrodisiac. Which, in one fell swoop lay waste my entire strategy for seducing women. It hasn't helped that I've turned out to be incredibly bad porn writer. I tried to write a graphic sexual message to someone. What resulted was an email that could easily win the Bad Sex in Fiction Award (real award) and even included the words 'throbbing member'. Oddly, the person I sent it too wasn't overcome with lust, but is at least still talking to me. Ok, you can stop laughing at me now; I'll have you know that there was a woman so bowled over by what I wrote to her, that she said that she felt that ONLY I could be trusted to help save her kidnapped mother by sending 600 pounds to Africa. So there! There was also the woman who was so taken by my charms that she offered me the opportunity to become a male escort, and all I had to do was provide a small up front fee. Ok, so I wasn't taken in by these schemes, but when you've been spammed with as many Viagra and pyramid scheme emails as I have, you at least appreciate the originality



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