Another one that made me chuckle
3:58 pm Tuesday, 4th December, 2012
Wife comes home early and catches Hubby having a wank in the kitchen.
She rushes over and gives him the blow job of his life.
Afterwards he says "We haven't had sex for 6 months and suddenly this, Why??"
She answers "I only washed the floor this morning. I'd rather clean my teeth than get the mop out again!!"
