I need a lover, yes I do.

Edward cannot give me as much attention as I would like or need. My husband is the same and cannot share my...tastes.

I need a regular lover. Close enough to be regular. Far away enough for discretion. Tall. I like at least six foot, preferably more. Kinky. Cross dressing, spanking, pegging, threesomes. But I need genuine mutual respect and light affection. An ardent interest in history, art and books. Flowing conversation and kindness. And I do dig that geek chic look of black rimmed glasses. Younger than me. I have much stamina. Huge cock an added advantage.

Someone who doesn't mind that I sing when happy, cry when sad, or that I'll walk barefoot on the grass and literally charm squirrels from trees to hand feed them. Someone who will have a half life with me. Soothe my turbulent soul that is never still, as I will seek to soothe theirs.

In return I will please you, bestow kindness wherever I can, and, yes, I know I am adulteress, but I am actually kind, loyal and will do what I can to make you happy. Am also apparently charming and excellent company. Allegedly.

I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does. But where have all the cowboys gone?

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