HAVE YOU NOTICED? External Stimuli

11:10 am Friday, 14^th August, 2020

1. If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

2. everything on a woman...'s upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy...No wonder men suffer from high B P!

3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed.

4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.

4. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

6. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

7. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes.

A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

8. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".

But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".

Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters

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2:45 pm Saturday, 22^nd August, 2020 6cmale

Let me narrate more:-

A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times.

A faithful friend is like a condom, he protects you from all harm.

A loving friend is like a vagina, she accommodates you fully despite the size of your problem

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6'3' Tall Benign, Acute traveler to admires with my ravenous sexual appetite to celebrate orgasm of my playmate(s)