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6:03 pm Saturday, 3^rd November, 2012

bod2009

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

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	6:21 pm Saturday, 3^rd November, 2012 gentlygently lol, never worried me, but then..... I don't have a cock or bollocks!! well at least not the last time I checked...) pmsl GG xx
	9:58 pm Saturday, 3^rd November, 2012 johnboy147 brilliant i know it isn't funny at the time to you but it did make me laugh,think i will keep to shaving and thanks for your advice.john
	10:13 pm Saturday, 3^rd November, 2012 bod2009 Thanks for your interset in this blog but its not me that used it just fond it and thought it would be fun to share it with you all. pmsl.
	10:26 pm Saturday, 3^rd November, 2012 gentlygently LOL.... Are you sure now bod????? really???? I mean, Come on..... I can see you squinting or is it wincing in one of your pics..... although I will admit it must have been a while ago seeing as you have the natural sexy look now! pmsl..... img src="imagesadultemoticons022.gif" burning googlies rofl!!!!!!
	10:53 pm Saturday, 3^rd November, 2012 bod2009 NOW COME ON GG play nice lol
	11:14 pm Saturday, 3^rd November, 2012 gentlygently I always play nice..... but surely naughty and nice go together? Not had any complaints about being naughty in the past..... but thats because I do it nicely!! By the way... if you wish to experiment with bdsm.....Might I suggest a raw ginger root butt plug as opposed to a sprout as suggested in your other blog? Sprouts do go mushy very quickly hun? pmsl....might make your eyes water a little though.... img src="imagesadultemoticons017.gif" GG xx
	11:33 pm Saturday, 3^rd November, 2012 bod2009 NOW GG ANY MORE OF THAT AND I WILL HAVE YOU OVER MY KNEE FOR A REAL SPANKING. roflimg src="imagesadultemoticons012.gif"
	11:48 pm Saturday, 3^rd November, 2012 gentlygently LMAO have you not read my profle??? What is it they say? Oh yeah! that's right! Don't Dom the Domme!!!!!!!!!!! If spanking is a choice delight, might I recommend a riding crop with a whisper of tiger balm just to make your buttocks a little hotter.... a bit like the veet effect only on the outside! GG xx img src="imagesadultemoticons012.gif" img src="imagesadultemoticons022.gif" img src="imagesadultemoticons026.gif"
	12:01 am Sunday, 4^th November, 2012 bod2009 LMAO YOU SAY IN PROFILE you like a man to be a MAN :)img src="imagesadultemoticons008.gif"
	12:15 am Sunday, 4^th November, 2012 gentlygently OK OK Fair play..... How's about I find us a little girly plaything and we can take it in turns spanking her? After all, life is all about compromise..... On saying that.... You will have to wait your turn as she would be mine first..... rofl img src="imagesadultemoticons016.gif" GG xx
	12:41 am Sunday, 4^th November, 2012 bod2009 Hmmmmmm now thats a realy nice idea when and where GG lol x img src="imagesadultemoticons012.gif"
	12:53 am Sunday, 4^th November, 2012 gentlygently Blimey charlie! Give a Domme a bloody chance.... there's not that many willing floozy's on here! (well not that want to share or have sloppy seconds...lol) Ok so criteria for a willing floozy..... 1) Must be short sighted 2) Must have a well-padded arse 3) Must be mute ( can't have screams waking up neighbour's dog) 4) Must be prepared to be paid from penny jar with a maximum fee of 75pence 5) Must have own teeth and hair and not need ironing prior to use Guess that narrows down the search......... PMSL GG xx img src="imagesadultemoticons024.gif"
	1:27 am Sunday, 4^th November, 2012 bod2009 Ummmm right ok but are you sure!!!!! 75pence is nearly a weeks wage round here would a pound of potatoes and a egg be enough as we still barter round here in the sticks pmsl. ximg src="imagesadultemoticons001.gif"
	1:36 am Sunday, 4^th November, 2012 gentlygently Lol if you in the sticks too does that not mean we can just get one of the old hags they intend to burn on the weekend and flog her instead? As for 75pence, if that's too costly suggest you sell yourself a few times to make up the odds.... I reckon 3 sales ought to earn you at least 15p and I will donate the 60p from my money jar.... lol By the way..... are you called bod because of the old TV series or is it something t do with the shape of your privates? pmsl img src="imagesadultemoticons008.gif" GG xx
	1:46 am Sunday, 4^th November, 2012 bod2009 I am like bod in the tv series as i just bimble around doing my own thing and as for selling my self think i would only get a small turnip as the old hags make more then me. pmsl.
	3:09 am Sunday, 4^th November, 2012 gentlygently lol its probably because the old hags have no teeth and can give a very smooth but hard edged blow job!! img src="imagesadultemoticons019.gif" Turnip.... Hmmmmm I would need at least a large carrot or preferably a decent sized courgette... unless you are suggesting the turnip could be used as a butt plug? May want to attach a string to it though, as once it goes in and pops past the first point it may well disappear.... not too keen on the thought of an A&E trip for turnip removal!!! eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww img src="imagesadultemoticons026.gif" GG xx

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bod2009

44 year old male, have stubble,some times a beard and one of the unclean a smoker but have a wicked sense of humour!