My real life experience with jokes & beauty
My many experiences as a bull just started without any real intention. Joanne and I had met on a site a ways back, having a few raunchy dates from the start then we were considering swinging.
She was drop-dead gorgeous with a beautiful rack and a pouty, princess manner about her that always got a rise out of both the boys and girls. I was not attached to her apart from FWB so I liked so see her in action sharing her charms with everyone.
One time she called me and asked me to accompany her to a meeting with a possible 3 some couple. I came along just for her security and sat in the corner of the bar watching the game and nursing a beer as they socialized. It was her party she was organizing so I played it low key.
Eventually, I heard my name across the room and they beckoned me to join them. I strolled over and was in disbelief with who I met. This couple was as far from a presence of sexuality as you can get, appearance-wise that is.
Louise and Harold were in their late fifties. The poor guy was pushing three hundred pounds and red as a beet in his perspiring face. Louise looked like the library manager at your junior high school. Greyed hair in a tight bun, wire glasses, a printed house dress and no makeup. I was very gracious of course but amused that they were exploring a sexual adventure with lovely Joanne. To each their own.
The meeting was brief and nothing was really arranged that I was aware of until I got a call one Saturday night from a very drunk Joanne. She slurred into the phone that I needed to come join the party that she and her new couple were having. I was not that interested to be honest until the Louise grabbed the phone and did a high-pressure pitch on me that made her sound like a high priced escort. I was intrigued so I finished up my domestic tasks and showered. Off I went on an adventure that I was more curious about than horny.
I arrived at their fancy condo in the Beltline of Calgary, rang the door bell and who should answer? A vague resemblance to Louise. Dressed in a mostly open bathrobe proudly showing all of her charms, she had jet black hair to her shoulders, full makeup, and hot red lips. She was holding a martini and gave me a full wet kiss as she welcomed me. She guided me into a large well-furnished living room where my Joanne was kneeling by Harold hopelessly sucking his limp cock. I felt sorry for her and him as the look they both gave me was not very playful. Louise had meanwhile dropped her bathrobe and padded off into the kitchen to get me a drink. She shouted to me to get naked. By the time she bounced back to me with that very nice body, I was pretty much erect what with the smell of pheromones and expensive perfume in the air. When Louise arrived with my drink she immediately dropped to her knees and went to work on my cock. She commented to Joanne that I was hung like she said and very self-motivated as my dick not been touched yet.
Louise gobbled away, looking over at her struggling husband, taunting him with the fun she was having. He looked so bummed out as did Joanne, obviously there to see if she could pick up their sex life. I focused on my sexy partner and she was hot, taking in my blue veiner with everything she had. We moved to a lazy boy chair where I laid back and Louise mounted my face. How did she know how much I loved to each pussy.
She rode me good and I drank her in, every drop. All of it goes to my cock and keeps it rock hard. Someone should bottle pussy fluid and sell it as a cock hardener!
Hopefully, this ride his wife was having on my face was feeding Harold's sex drive but you never know. He looked very ill and I think that was at the core of his dick not working.
The evening continued with Louise and I breaking away into a private room as she was feeling bad about fucking me hard and deep while hubby couldn't even get things up.
I didn't want to leave my friend Joanne alone with Harold too long so I shared that with Louise. We decided we should set a date for another time to continue where we left off.
We wrapped the evening up with some nice snacks and more wine, then did our exit.
