Avoid Bad Juju In The Bedroom With These 6 Sex Life Superstitions
10:46 am Wednesday, 13th September, 2017
We’ve all heard the superstition that men with big feet are packing big in the trouser department. But what about women? Many believe that the size of a woman’s mouth will indicate the size of her lips, and no we don’t mean the ones on your face. Before you ask, no, doing the Kylie Jenner lip challenge and making your lips bigger will not change the size of your labia.
Got a mirror above your bed? You may want to consider taking it down. One superstition from Thailand warns against placing mirrors in your bedroom. They believe that seeing yourself getting frisky will make you obsess over sex and turn you into a sex fiend. If going to pound town night and day is your idea of a good time then keep on looking, you feisty fuckers.
Plan on hitting the casino anytime soon? The Chinese believe that if you want to score big on the gambling tables then you might want to wait until after you’ve hit the jackpot to score.
No good will come from having sex on Good Friday. Good Friday is one of the holiest days on the Christian calendar, and according to Filipino lore, anyone who dishonors the holiday by getting down and dirty will be repaid with a pretty unique curse -- they’ll be “stuck” to their partner for at least 24 hours. I don’t know about you but 10 minutes is long enough for me.
Do you avoid the dance floor because you are as graceful as a bull in a china shop? Then you should head to Colombia, where having two left feet isn’t necessarily a bad thing. During the Chichimaya dance, women try to trip the object of their affection. If they’re successful, their dance partner becomes their sex partner.
Averting your eyes while toasting will curse you with seven years of bad sex. At least, that’s what many Germans believe. The next time you clink glasses, make sure you make eye contact each time your glasses meet. Better safe than sorry, right?
Do you have any bedroom superstitions or know of a crazy one not listed here? We would love to hear about them, let us know in the comments below.
Do you find yourself stepping into the road to avoid walking under a ladder, or panicking when a black cat crosses your path? Writing off the next 7 years of your life when you break a mirror, or opening and closing your personal lube three times before every use just for good luck?
Like most people, you probably follow at least one superstition. But do your superstitions have their place, or do you carry them everywhere, even into the bedroom?
With Defy Superstitions Day happening this Wednesday we did some research to find some of the strangest sex-life stumpers.
What Big Lips You Have
We’ve all heard the superstition that men with big feet are packing big in the trouser department. But what about women? Many believe that the size of a woman’s mouth will indicate the size of her lips, and no we don’t mean the ones on your face. Before you ask, no, doing the Kylie Jenner lip challenge and making your lips bigger will not change the size of your labia.
You’re So Vain
Got a mirror above your bed? You may want to consider taking it down. One superstition from Thailand warns against placing mirrors in your bedroom. They believe that seeing yourself getting frisky will make you obsess over sex and turn you into a sex fiend. If going to pound town night and day is your idea of a good time then keep on looking, you feisty fuckers.
Snake Eyes
Plan on hitting the casino anytime soon? The Chinese believe that if you want to score big on the gambling tables then you might want to wait until after you’ve hit the jackpot to score.
Stuck on You
No good will come from having sex on Good Friday. Good Friday is one of the holiest days on the Christian calendar, and according to Filipino lore, anyone who dishonors the holiday by getting down and dirty will be repaid with a pretty unique curse -- they’ll be “stuck” to their partner for at least 24 hours. I don’t know about you but 10 minutes is long enough for me.
Two Left Feet
Do you avoid the dance floor because you are as graceful as a bull in a china shop? Then you should head to Colombia, where having two left feet isn’t necessarily a bad thing. During the Chichimaya dance, women try to trip the object of their affection. If they’re successful, their dance partner becomes their sex partner.
Eyes On The Prize
Averting your eyes while toasting will curse you with seven years of bad sex. At least, that’s what many Germans believe. The next time you clink glasses, make sure you make eye contact each time your glasses meet. Better safe than sorry, right?
Do you have any bedroom superstitions or know of a crazy one not listed here? We would love to hear about them, let us know in the comments below.
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