4 Sword-Swallowing Secrets For Deep Throat Heaven
11:29 am Wednesday, 22nd February, 2017
Practice makes perfect as they say and perhaps, while you’re still at deep throating rookie level, it would be best to practice your pork sword-swallowing technique on something that isn’t your sex partner’s member, unless they’re cool with the remnants of your cream cheese breakfast bagel being regurgitated all over their naked crotch that is. Blerg!
Try to get your mouth and throat adjusted to a foreign object being there and tickling your gag reflex area. Get yourself a soft, flexible dildo of the “proper size” so you can practice with it in private and at your leisure. Note: NEVER, NEVER, EVER practice on hot dogs, sausages, cucumbers, courgettes, or even peeled bananas etc – they could break-off in your throat and choke you! Slowly introduce the object to your throat and hold it there gently just when it begins to feel like you’re gonna get your gag on. Don’t push yourself too hard but, as with anything training-wise, you need to push a little bit to make improvements and get better.
There are also a few neat little tricks to reduce deep throat difficulty. Its not all about sticking that thing in there as far as you can and attempting to breathe through your ears for what feels like a small eternity. It is possible to make it easier and, dare we say it, thoroughly enjoyable pleasuring someone with your willy-quaffing skills. Try a cough sweet 5 minutes or so before, as the sweet will help reduce sensation at the back of the throat where it’s most sensitive.
Ok, so the next one sounds a bit peculiar, but gripping your thumb in your fist can disarm your gag reflex’s defences. It’s basically a case of distracting your brain with an odd sensation so that it doesn’t acknowledge the other strange sensation of a foreign object fighting its way down to your oesophagus (not physically possible but sure it would give your guy an epic ego inflation if he’s anatomy-savvy and heard you trying to moan ‘oh yeah you’re hitting my oesophagus’...(not even entirely sure how you’d accomplish saying that with a mouthful of cock)..anyway, we digress, next tip.
Many people don’t even realise how much they rely on their mouth for breathing until they can’t breathe through it anymore. Don’t be a mouth breather and practice inhaling large amounts of air through your hooter. Get used to it in your everyday life and you will find it a very handy talent at times when your mouth is otherwise engaged. Your blowjob buddy will thank you for it, as you won’t have to release their penis every second so you can gasp for air. Breathing through your nose means you can multi-task — convert oxygen into carbon dioxide and keep pleasing that one-eyed mouth guest.
Good luck with your deep throat training, you will be taking it like a pro in no time! Anyone else have any other tips or experiences they want to share? Tell us in the comments.
If the very thought of a phallic object testing your gag reflex makes you want to hurl, but you still want to be a deep throat sexpert in honour of World Sword Swallowing Day on the 25th of February, we’ve got a few tips that could make your time spent down there much more pleasurable, and make your oral recipient’s day too - woohoo!
Train That Trachea
Practice makes perfect as they say and perhaps, while you’re still at deep throating rookie level, it would be best to practice your pork sword-swallowing technique on something that isn’t your sex partner’s member, unless they’re cool with the remnants of your cream cheese breakfast bagel being regurgitated all over their naked crotch that is. Blerg!
Try to get your mouth and throat adjusted to a foreign object being there and tickling your gag reflex area. Get yourself a soft, flexible dildo of the “proper size” so you can practice with it in private and at your leisure. Note: NEVER, NEVER, EVER practice on hot dogs, sausages, cucumbers, courgettes, or even peeled bananas etc – they could break-off in your throat and choke you! Slowly introduce the object to your throat and hold it there gently just when it begins to feel like you’re gonna get your gag on. Don’t push yourself too hard but, as with anything training-wise, you need to push a little bit to make improvements and get better.
Sweeten The Deal
There are also a few neat little tricks to reduce deep throat difficulty. Its not all about sticking that thing in there as far as you can and attempting to breathe through your ears for what feels like a small eternity. It is possible to make it easier and, dare we say it, thoroughly enjoyable pleasuring someone with your willy-quaffing skills. Try a cough sweet 5 minutes or so before, as the sweet will help reduce sensation at the back of the throat where it’s most sensitive.
Get a Grip
Ok, so the next one sounds a bit peculiar, but gripping your thumb in your fist can disarm your gag reflex’s defences. It’s basically a case of distracting your brain with an odd sensation so that it doesn’t acknowledge the other strange sensation of a foreign object fighting its way down to your oesophagus (not physically possible but sure it would give your guy an epic ego inflation if he’s anatomy-savvy and heard you trying to moan ‘oh yeah you’re hitting my oesophagus’...(not even entirely sure how you’d accomplish saying that with a mouthful of cock)..anyway, we digress, next tip.
We Nose How
Many people don’t even realise how much they rely on their mouth for breathing until they can’t breathe through it anymore. Don’t be a mouth breather and practice inhaling large amounts of air through your hooter. Get used to it in your everyday life and you will find it a very handy talent at times when your mouth is otherwise engaged. Your blowjob buddy will thank you for it, as you won’t have to release their penis every second so you can gasp for air. Breathing through your nose means you can multi-task — convert oxygen into carbon dioxide and keep pleasing that one-eyed mouth guest.
Good luck with your deep throat training, you will be taking it like a pro in no time! Anyone else have any other tips or experiences they want to share? Tell us in the comments.
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