6 Tips to Hook Up With A Flight Attendant
10:18 am Wednesday, 8th July, 2015
T-shirts and sweatpants will NOT do the trick. It’s understandable you want to be comfortable on a long flight, but seeing an attractive person wearing garbage for clothes is STRIKE 1. Dress well and own it. Respect yourself and be confident, not cocky.
Their seats are generally near a lavatory where clouds of other passengers 'motions' waft thru the air. Intoxicate them with a pleasant scent as you walk past. However, don’t overdo it! Tease them, don’t walk away and leave them smelling your cologne a full five minutes later. That’s STRIKE 2.
Yes, smile and show a little teeth as you pass them. Not the half-assed fake smile with your lips closed. A full, quick natural smile is the quickest way to flirt and tell someone you are interested. Nobody wants to hookup with a sourpuss. No smile is STRIKE 3 & you’re out!
The middle or rear of the plane (depending on the type of plane you’re on) is perfect for short conversations and where they temporarily hang out. Start simple. Say hi. NO ONE LINERS or JOKES. Ask an interesting question that you truthfully want to know an answer to. Ask about her job, the destination city or a great place to go while there. Do not hit on her. If she suddenly has to start service or make the rounds, take the hint. Recognize her body language towards you.
Did you help the elderly couple put their bags in the overhead or did you sit back, watch and do nothing? Flight attendants (and all women in general) see everything. If you miss your opportunity here, you’ve already lost your chance. One of the flight attendants definitely saw you. Word will spread. Sorry. Wait for your next flight and try again.
If you are can be both subtle and witty, you’re chances here will go up dramatically. Remember, she’s still on the job, but if you are getting signals (like getting free Vodka or she shows interest by asking you questions back with a smile) find something to write on. It can be a napkin or business card. Make it brief. Do not be aggressive or needy. Something short like “It was nice meeting you Jessica, albeit briefly. Robert.” Jot down your number.
If she likes you, she’ll call. That’s it.
It’s the dream of many, but the success of few: the flight attendant hookup.
If you’ve failed to seal the deal before (or haven’t yet had the guts to try), here are six quick tips that may help you get your privates in her part.
Dress Like You Care
T-shirts and sweatpants will NOT do the trick. It’s understandable you want to be comfortable on a long flight, but seeing an attractive person wearing garbage for clothes is STRIKE 1. Dress well and own it. Respect yourself and be confident, not cocky.
Smell Like You Care
Their seats are generally near a lavatory where clouds of other passengers 'motions' waft thru the air. Intoxicate them with a pleasant scent as you walk past. However, don’t overdo it! Tease them, don’t walk away and leave them smelling your cologne a full five minutes later. That’s STRIKE 2.
Smile
Yes, smile and show a little teeth as you pass them. Not the half-assed fake smile with your lips closed. A full, quick natural smile is the quickest way to flirt and tell someone you are interested. Nobody wants to hookup with a sourpuss. No smile is STRIKE 3 & you’re out!
Talk To Her
The middle or rear of the plane (depending on the type of plane you’re on) is perfect for short conversations and where they temporarily hang out. Start simple. Say hi. NO ONE LINERS or JOKES. Ask an interesting question that you truthfully want to know an answer to. Ask about her job, the destination city or a great place to go while there. Do not hit on her. If she suddenly has to start service or make the rounds, take the hint. Recognize her body language towards you.
Do You Help Others?
Did you help the elderly couple put their bags in the overhead or did you sit back, watch and do nothing? Flight attendants (and all women in general) see everything. If you miss your opportunity here, you’ve already lost your chance. One of the flight attendants definitely saw you. Word will spread. Sorry. Wait for your next flight and try again.
Seal The Deal
If you are can be both subtle and witty, you’re chances here will go up dramatically. Remember, she’s still on the job, but if you are getting signals (like getting free Vodka or she shows interest by asking you questions back with a smile) find something to write on. It can be a napkin or business card. Make it brief. Do not be aggressive or needy. Something short like “It was nice meeting you Jessica, albeit briefly. Robert.” Jot down your number.
If she likes you, she’ll call. That’s it.
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