Saucy poem #1 saucy poem
Damn it I'm single again
Looking for hot dates
Every now and then
So here I go dating online
Sat here waiting, waiting in line
Waiting for a letter or a witty prose
To get my attention and direct my nose
You'll find me a bit of a hunk
I smell nice So not like a skunk
I shave my bits for you to admire
You lick your lips with wanton desire
You here the same and been waiting a bit
Are you tired of just rubbing Your clit?
Would you like my tounge To do the flicking
Or you in need of a Good proper dicking
I drizzle oil on your back
From your chin down to your crack
I smooth my hands over your shoulders
Then move round and work on your boulders
I work on your legs from feet to thighs
My cock is growing now theres a surprise
Where shall I put it, maybe you not fussy
Is your ass or is it your pussy.
If this sounds like a fun time for you
Then crack your fingers, get typing
You know what to do.
Tell me in note or in rhyming verse
See if you can do better, cant be much worse
I'll not promise the earth or even marriage
But would dearly love you to fondle
My loose undercarriage
So if you like me in need of a fuck
How hard can it be, well here's to good luck
