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Some sultry pick up lines

1:15 pm Wednesday, 20th June, 2012

*Do you like to come here? Would you give me a nickel of I tickle your
pickle?*

*Do you wanna fuck? You can lie if you have
to.
*

*I c u dig chicks. How about cocks? Cor blimey, a swallow then.*

*From Twilight, ‘Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy.’
Well, whatever you choose, you ‘give a whole new meaning to Animal
Attraction’. (Jacob)*

*Are my pants reflective? ‘cause I can practically see you in them. And I
know milk does a body good, but, baby, how much have you been drinking? Was
that the moon coming out or did you just smile?*

*I know when you say bitch, you mean it as a compliment. I am what you call
a hot diggety dog with lota doggy style, so versatile. Meeting you has
given me a whole new leash on life. Say, care to give me a sausage treat?*

*After forty years, I was hoping to have found the promised land.*

*I put the HO into H2O.*

*Wow, you’re really something. I see praying five times a day has paid off.*

*I need break fast. Can I have a date?*



My heart problem has reached a critical stage.
The doctor says, "there are only 2 options left, ICU or U C Me.

Can we romance 2night? Just a little bit of kissing &biting! Reply me soon!I'm not perfect but I know that u'll never find someone like me!
Urs Loving
Mosquito

Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great;
But I know this is too much for you;
So here is a shortcut, just think about ME!

1ce upon a time, something happened to me, sweetest thing that ever could
be, a fantasy, dream come true. It was the day I met u! H

Dreaming of u makes my night worth while. Thinking of u makes my daytime
Smile. Having u is the best thing ever & Loving u is what I plan to do
forever.

Monsoon's Rain or Summer's Heat, UR loving is the reason why we meet. Tell
me Dear, Why are you so Sweet? Is that distant thunder or my heart beat?



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