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Rita & Chips in Moscow

7:00 am Wednesday, 13th June, 2012

3/6 Up and dressed and in taxi just after 6. Pouring with rain to Heathrow. After checking in and dealing with Rit's unusual exit visa we had a champagne breakfast - bought some wine and smellies in duty free and were nearly last to get on plane. I fell asleep almost immediately - only having had 2 hours sleep and woke about 30 minutes before we landed. Met at airport by Rit's Mum and brother - quite a reunion after so many years and then an hours ride by car to the apartment where they lived where Rit's Dad and brother's wife and nephew were waiting. Had a nice meal (started with Shee - like borscht without the beetroot). After we all went to local mall and had ice cream (+4 shots of tequila for Rit and I). Full of slim good looking people- did Russia export all the overweight people we see in West? Then did a shop before going home and collapsed into bed at midnight (Moscow time) and passed out till 10 next morning.
4/6 Rit got up to go with her Mum to Passport office to kick off her domestic passport application. Turns out it will be 18th before she gets that and then has to get her International Russian passport before she can leave- not sure how long yet that will take but hopefully no more than a week! I mooched in flat, still tired, and then around 1 went for a run around lake in Olympic village where Rit's parents apartment is. Got lost on way back- so many tall flat blocks look the same and so 30 minute run took an hour! Rit home around 5 and then we got a call from Ar who was sitting in Arch having tea with Paris who he'd met a few days before and got to know. Turns out he had asked her what she did Saturday night and she'd said having fun with a beautiful half Russian/Sri Lankan woman in a 4some and then showed him some pics - what an unbelievable coincidence! No wonder Ar had kept trying to call us. Then Rit's Dad bumped an old flame of Rit's from 28 years ago ( she was an early starter). He still was carrying a torch for Rit so he was flabbergasted when Rit called him to chat and we arranged to meet him for supper Wednesday. Rit then called her oldest friend Ox ( yes another one!!) and so around 7 went around her flat - another huge reunion - and they swapped stories about their sexual misbehaving as teenagers in the old USSR. After a couple of gin and tonics Rit said let's go to pictures so walked to mall, bought vodka martinis at bar and sat down to see Prometheus in Russian - good job story was easy to follow - turned out to be Alien 4. The drink somehow seemed to punch holes in our heads (wondering if they were spiked as both felt very drunk) Rit fell asleep during film and couldn't move so peed herself in seat! Carried her home virtually at midnight where she got gentle 3rd degree from her Mum before we collapsed in bed and fucked like rabbits till we slept.
5/6 Woke at 9. Fucked again - catching up for lost time! After breakfast, as it was a lovely day, we took the tube to Gorky Park, alongside the Moscova river. Again surrounded by well dressed attractive people. You could sum up Moscow so far as "no fat - no black" (complete absence of any coloured or black people- really strange compared to multicultural London.) Walked to end and found a cool lounge bar by river and had some summer soup- Akroshka , salad and a couple of bottles of rose. Got a call from Rit's friend who arranged to meet us at park entrance. On way there we had some photos taken, had a cider while waiting for them and then nearly forgot to pick them up! A then met us in his Mercedes and took us to the Swisshotel Panoramic Bar where he and Rit chatted non stop about Moscow, cost of living and when next to meet up to play. He also said that he can arrange to get Rit's passport back by Friday - we'll see but may be possible if he know right person to bribe! He then drove us passed Kremlin up to Moscow State Univ where Rit got her degree where he had to leave us. And that the last we saw or heard from him. I then experienced a novel way yo get home where Rit flagged down a passing motorist and negotiated a fee (300 Roubles - £6) to take us back to the Olympic Park where we are staying. Apparently a common way of getting round Moscow but forget it unless you speak fluent Russian and know where you are going! Quiet evening watching Russian TV and then bed where Rit and I watched some porno on my iPad and then fucked while we watched it.
6/6 Woke at 10. Decided to head into city centre to look around Cathedral but couldn't get in again as Rit's skirt too short and no headscarf! Spotted on tube signs reminding people to stand up for those older, mothers with kids etc. Even had pre recorded messages at stations saying same. Moscow still has a long way to go to descend to the abysmal standard of manners demonstrated in London tube these days!! Another observation is that nearly half of people on tube read real books though technology is pervasive. Decided to walk to Red Square and popped into Goum - fab department store opposite Kremlin. After walked down Tverskaya St and popped down a side street for for boiled beef tongue and horseradish and pork neck- delicious! Bought tickets for ballet next week. After headed back to meet another friend’s mother and Rit’s mother for a drink (they couldn't help reminiscing about how badly behaved their 2 daughters were as teenagers- don’t think they new the half!!) that got extended to a light supper as we're trapped by a large thunderstorm and rain for an hour. At home packed case for dacha for over Sunday/ Monday. Quiet evening and bed and slept lightly
7/6 Woke with Rit early and put some pics up on Flickr. Had light breakfast in bed and then made love. Later in morning both feeling horny again so watched a porno and fucked. Spoke to office and got packed as heading to Central Moscow for 3 nights in hotel. Took taxi in and checked in to Golden Ring hotel and then walked to Goum to Stolovaya 57 for lunch- a copy of a 60/70's Soviet style lunch restaurant - delicious staple Russian food. Rita was in 7th heaven - the food taking her back to her youth - her grandma's cooking and former USSR summer camps where as a 14 yr old she learnt to smoke, drink and fuck, when a long way from her parents! Had a bottle of Georgian Pinot Blanc - excellent ! On way back we bought me a leather "man bag" and 2 pairs of leather boots for Rit- one summer pair, one winter. Back at hotel got call from another classmate of Rita-who invited us for dinner in restaurant on river . Beautiful restaurant full of beautiful women - like a catwalk show! However lot of people smoking in restaurant- very strange after Europe! Met her daughters and husband. Rita couldn't stop laughing and talking as she slowly got drunk. After went back to hotel and Rit fell asleep almost immediately!
8/6 Didn't sleep well and woke feeling tired. Fucked by Rit on bed and then on window ledge overlooking Foreign Industry. Rit then arranged to meet her Mum to pick up some money and before she left we popped out to buy some boxers and stockings. Rit left and I dropped into a "French Boulangerie" for some coffee and crocque monsieur. Back at hotel I rebooked my flight for 23rd, but still not sure when Rit can get back because of passport issue. After Rit got back we decided to climb into bed as I just felt drained. Dozed till about 6. Then dressed and went to Stolovaya 57 for a meal and sank a couple of bottles of vino. At 10 headed to a sports bar near Arbat to watch Russia v Czech R. Rit used her charm to get a small table in front if screen. I ordered beer and vodkas (big mistake!). Single guy beside us turned out to be English working as a "fixer" for a Russian oligarch who wanted to "get into " the top of London society - royals etc. As usual Rit started chatting and the area of the bar we were sitting in was full of commodity rich oligarchs in jeans and tea shirts. She got a list if good clubs and restaurants from a group of young people on our left. We had our faces painted in the Russian colours by yet another sky high Russian girl with legs that went on forever and in return we got a free clapper. We had a noisy riot all evening- particularly as Russia won 4-1. After match we staggered back to our hotel and kept bumping into horses being ridden on the pavements which turned out to be"taxis" to take you back to hotel if you were so inclined. Collapsed into bed and passed out.
9/6 Awoke with a rotten hangover - did not feel well- never going to mix beer and vodka again ! Dressed and headed to Boulangerie for breakfast. Then decided to go to Victory Park to the massive war memorial and war museum. Lots of couples just married in wedding dresses having photos taken . Near entrance there were beach volleyball courts with an international match - nice to look at girls in skimpy bikinis! Again headed back through the amazing Tube system they have - so huge, compared to London, with the most amazing statues and architecture- to meet Ian for a drink. After drink popped into an Italian for a snack on way back to hotel. Went to bed and fucked and then fell asleep till 8. O rang and we arranged to meet her and her husband V. We ended up in a sports pub and caught the last half of the Holland/Denmark surprise defeat and the then predictable Portugal / Germany match . Through the evening feasted on chicken wings/ cheese/ tongue / beers and ice. Old vodka shots. Rit and O chatted and laughed the whole time about Rit's exploits. Around midnight we walked back to hotel, said goodnight to V and O and we then walked on to top club in Moscow called Soho. Arrived around 1.30- passed face control and went in. On the small stages tall skimpily clad dancers with the most amazing bodies gyrated to the music. There were about 15 Russian supermodels on dance floor to every man- probably the most beautiful crowd I have seen in any club. Had a couple of G&T's - £38! Not many people dancing - most just looking and flirting and girls hoping to hook an oligarch . Music mixed so left after an hour and took a bonbila (waved down taxi) back to hotel. Bed and sleeping by 4.
10/6 Woke at 8 and them fell back asleep till alarm at 9.30. Packed and checked out and popped into Hard Rock Cafe for breakfast. Pretty crap food as usual. After took tube to meet Denis (Rit kept ringing to check which station we had to go to- lucky you can phone and text in the underground) to go back to their flat to pack it up for trip to dacha in country. Rain was coming down in stair rods so altogether a very wet and damp experience. Dacha about 75 kms away but journey time not bad for Moscow traffic. Arrived at dacha - like something out of a Chekov novel (in fact very near to where Chekov lived and had his own dacha) lush garden, very peaceful, sun shining - drinking tequila and snacking on capelin (a dried fish) and chicken with wild spinach . Liberally kept covering ourselves with mosquito repellent as they were large and annoying. Rit eventually succumbed to exhaustion around 5(coming down from a 4 day adrenaline high!). I stayed in garden drinking ice cold vodka. Joined Rit in bed at 7 and soon fell asleep.
11/6 Rit woke at 5 and I did about 6.30. Chatted and made long languorous and very quiet love as Dacha not at all soundproofed! Fell back asleep till 10 and then got up and had breakfast / the salad Rit picked fresh from the garden. Then we went for a walk to look at the local aerodrome where they were doing parachute drops. Walked back to the shop and picked up a few things and then to the dacha for a beer in the garden. Took a shower with Rit- no plumbing this far into forest so an interesting experience as we dipped big mugs into a large container of heated water and doused each other with water after soaping each other up . During the afternoon friends arrived - some with children. A couple spoke good English so we had a good Anglo/ Russian conversation. Toasts (more like short stories) were told through the afternoon and lots of drink and skewered chicken and pork on the barbecue was consumed. Some of us watched the England France match streamed via the web - not that good. After which Rit and I slipped quietly off to bed. Soon started to rain and through the first part of the night there was a massive thunderstorm. Guys apparently didn't make it till bed to 3/4 and I heard them as I woke up through night.
12/6 Woke at 9. Made love till 10. By then everyone was in garden starting to eat breakfast- blinis/cream- bread /cheese/ chicken/ tea coffee etc. Was vey hot and humid so kids played in paddling pool and adults doused themselves under hose. Had a beer - only one as strict zero tolerance laws in Moscow for drink driving. Played games on lawn and then after midday people started to leave and we started to pack and clear up and headed back to Moscow just before 3. Slow journey home in heavy rain near Moscow. Took taxi from her brother's flat back to Olympic village. Great to have a shower and be mosquito free!! Went down to mall for a meal and watched the Czech / Greece match. Had a great meal and then home to watch Russian v Poland



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