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5:09 pm Wednesday, 8th May, 2019

Here in Canada Winter gets Freezing, 
It has many of us coughing and sneezing.  
The Spring Sun alway seems to be teasing,
Of warmer weather that could be pleasing.

To keep ourselves warm we go indoors, 
Even the dirty street walking whores. 
We cook, clean and do most of our chores.
Then off to bed where many have snores.

Here in Canada you must be bold, 
People stay in when it gets cold. 
Meet at the stores where booze is sold.
Or at the green shops, grab a pre-rolled.

Our winter pj's are soft comfy flanal.
And many of us love practicing ANAL.
Some of our ladies enjoy feeling the Painal, 
Of getting stretched open from engaging in Anal. 

If you are a visitor, come in the summer.
Winter is nice, but can be a bummer. 
We all love girls who give a good Hummer.
Even those with no teeth who give a great Gummer.

We Canadians are full of class. 
We'll pour a Beer and raise our glass.
Some of us are right full of sass.
And many of us like getting Fucked in the ASS!!  

Original work done by, DAPLUV  2019



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