Hi there again.
I got this from a friend,& it just cracked me up!
I laughed my ass off to this one!! Enjoy!
The Lone Ranger & Tonto were riding across the open plains when suddenly,Tonto jumps off his horse,puts his ear to the ground,& listens for a while.
After a few minutes,he gets up,looks at the Lone Ranger,& says.."Buffalo come"!
The Lone Ranger looks back at Tonto & ask's..."Now how in the hell do you know that?"
Tonto looks back at him,wipes off his cheek,& replies..."Coz it's white & sticky!"
LMAO!!!...what a gem!
D. XX