I have learned over the years that licking someone’s butthole is one of the friendliest things you can do for another person. I found that out in the late 60s when I was enjoying French kissing a girls pussy and got carried away. When my tongue touched her perky little butthole she squeaked and shivered. Since then I have included it in every version of cunnilingus I have preformed. Twenty odd (very odd) years later I discovered men (other than myself) also really enjoyed having that hole licked. I’ve had guys climax just from having their butt licked (got to get around quick to catch that load). While the women I’ve experienced, seem better off with a good pussy licking intermixed with tongue tickling their butts.
So, what is the point of this story? Well, I think if when we greeted each other, we just took a few extra minutes to stick our tongues in each other’s buttholes, we would get along so much better. Imagine, you’ve arrived late to work, march straight into the bosses office and rim his/her asshole, he/she licks yours and your whole day is better. If you’re really late I would suggest you make them cum. Or your friends car won’t start, get on your knees and lick their asshole, then get the jumper cables, so much less stressful. You’re arriving at a dinner party, hang up your coat and greet the hostess by bending over and licking the host or hostess ass while your date does the same. Great way of saying “thanks for the invitation” and “I hope I can make you cum after dinner”, after all it is a free meal and drink and what’s a orgasm between friends. Or when you go shopping, it would be nice to lick the butt of the woman/man ringing you up or bagging your stuff, just a few quick swipes (you don’t want to hold up the line) and the next customer can take over. This would work for waitresses and waiters too. Gives a new meaning to “service jobs” but don’t forget to tip.
Think up your own situations where a wee bit of anilingus wouldn’t make for a better day (and tell me). But, remember cleanliness is very important. I don’t know a single person that likes a dirty asshole. So… keep them clean and available. You never know who might want to greet you.
