Distance to horniness ratio ,,,
Okay explain this, and there must be some form of mathematical formula for this, but how come all the interesting and attractive profiles belong to people who live hundreds of miles from your own location.
It seems the hotter they are the greater the mileage. I don't get it (metaphorically and physically) why this is so. It's happened on every single 'hook up' sight I've ever been on.
If I didn't know better, I'd say that some universally powered, non-corporeal 'entity' has a warped sense of humour. Kicks at my expense seem to be his thing - I say him 'cos if it were a her I'm sure I'd hear some 'non-corporeal nagging' as well.
Oh well live it up and enjoy, 'cos when I decide to take that 7 hour drive, you'll be laughing on the other side of your non-corporeal face!
