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Raunchy Festive Riddles That Will Tickle Your Pickle Blog Competition

1:06 pm Monday, 17th December, 2018


****EDIT****
ANSWERS AND WINNERS ANNOUNCED BELOW

So the answers were:
1.Mistletoe
2.Tinsel
3.Christmas Cracker
4.Snow

Congratulations to:
brianp14, Londongent83, burniebulldog, Sexallday247 and Wasskillyrabbit who have all got all 4 correct, you should receive your prizes shortly!

Thanks to everyone who took part!

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Merry Christmas Everyone,The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear...wait, that's not right, let me start again. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is fucking loud for all to hear...I knew I’d get it right eventually 😉 I don’t know if you are like us, but all of the site admins here in the office could be having a normal conversation and one of us will turn it dirty, we can’t help ourselves. The tamest of topics can go downhill quick, but I suppose that is why we are good at our jobs 😉 One other thing we love is a good riddle...wild I know! It challenges our brains and brings out a feisty, competitive side to some of us, not naming names…*cough*SiteAdminKatie. One type of riddle that really makes us crackers are the ones that make everyday objects sound kinky. Example, What’s long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber. We thought you should join in too, so we have created 4 riddles with a festive twist. All you have to do is work out what the seasonal item is, and as it’s Christmas, we’re in the giving mood. We have goodies up for grabs to those who can guess all 4 riddles. Leave your answers in the comments below, and we will announce the winners on 03/01/19.M x



Comments
1:11 am Tuesday, 25th December, 2018

Positively filthy! Nice work 😉 Tricky too... How about: 1. Mistletoe 2. Tinsel 3. Crackers 4. Snow? Merry Christmas! x

9:25 am Wednesday, 26th December, 2018

1. Mistletoe 

10:58 am Wednesday, 26th December, 2018

mistletoe

12:20 pm Wednesday, 26th December, 2018

1. Mistletoe 
2. Christmas lights
3. Ribbon
4. Snow

4:16 pm Wednesday, 26th December, 2018

7th day of Christmas; 7 Mistresses whip my ass and i'll be standing for the last 5 days of Christmas. 😉

3:23 am Thursday, 27th December, 2018

All of the above

3:23 am Thursday, 27th December, 2018

All of the above

6:36 am Thursday, 27th December, 2018

1. Mistletoe. 2.  Garland  3.  Christmas cracker novelty  4.  Snow

8:07 am Friday, 28th December, 2018

Holly Wreath,!

8:09 am Friday, 28th December, 2018

Mistletoe, Tinsel, Candy wrapper, Snow

8:10 am Friday, 28th December, 2018

me too

8:27 am Friday, 28th December, 2018

1. Mistletoe CHRISTMAS or not 2. Mirror 3. Wrapping cellophane,  4. White snow

9:58 am Friday, 28th December, 2018

Mistletoe, tinsel, crackers, snow

7:01 pm Friday, 28th December, 2018

I can do the reverse you are talking about ,so the festival becomes very hot and juicy.

9:24 pm Friday, 28th December, 2018

So who won the jumper comp??????

7:01 am Saturday, 29th December, 2018

Very hot 

2:02 pm Sunday, 30th December, 2018

1) mistle knob

2) tinsle-esticles

3) clitmass crackers

4) snow balls

12:27 am Thursday, 3rd January, 2019

He spent his life in the futile hunt, to find the girl with a corkscrew cunt.  

12:29 am Thursday, 3rd January, 2019

Atlast he found her but then he dropped dead, the son of a bitch had a left hand thread! 

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