Dirty Christmas Humper Sorry Jumper Blog Competition

11:18 am Tuesday, 4^th December, 2018

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***WINNERS ANNOUNCED:***

You all shared some absolute cracking Christmas Jumper slogans, thanks so much to everyone that entered the competition, here are the winners:

Fredray1 - It's not just the Turkey that needs a good stuffing!

MadAlicat - "You better not laugh, You better not cry, Santa is comin', And he’s going in DRY"

michellHaydock - Forget the chimney Santa enter through my back door it’s always open.

caveinsub - Bah Bumhug

Your prizes should be with you soon if they aren't already.

M x

Season's greetings everyone!

'Tis the season' for giving and receiving, so why not spread your festive cheer with suggestive seasonal knitwear all in honour of Christmas Jumper Day this Friday. As we are in the mood for giving generously, we have some goodies to award 5 lucky winners.

Forget the boring snowflake sweatshirts, we want jumpers so naughty, you would need a large pair of baubles to wear them in public. Check out our examples below:

Jingle my bells, and I'll give you a white Christmas.
When I think of you, I touch my elf.
All I want for Christmas is a dirty bird.
Put your roasted nuts in my mouth.
I'm sexy, and I snow it.
Santa loves the ho, ho, ho's.
Hands off my puddings.
I heard your stocking is well hung.
I have a huge package for you.

We thought we’d put a couple on festive jumpers just to see what they looked like!

There are so many crackers to choose from, but we want to hear yours. Give us your best Christmas jumper slogan ideas for a chance to win a prize. We will select 5 winners based on which ones make us giggle the most.

Competition entry closes 9 am GMT Monday the 17th of December with the winners being announced later that day.

Good Luck and Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals.

M x

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	10:10 am Wednesday, 12^th December, 2018 Sss2249 A dogging is for life not just for christmas
	6:52 am Thursday, 13^th December, 2018 Aloneinchicago1 I'll be filling your stockings and CUMMING down your chimney the only difference the real Santa CUMS once a year well with your help I'll be CUMMING often
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	10:21 am Thursday, 13^th December, 2018 KerryGentleman Do you want to see a Christmas magic trick? Play with my baubles and I'll make it snow...
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	12:52 pm Thursday, 13^th December, 2018 koullispera 1)Why was Santa upset when he got a sweater for Christmas? Because he was hoping for a screamer or a moaner. 2)Why does Santa land on the roof? Because he likes it on top. 3)Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful, they are all different, they can all be cold as ice, but they'll all melt when they land on your face...
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	12:11 am Friday, 14^th December, 2018 julius1933 Come kiss my Kringle....
	12:12 am Friday, 14^th December, 2018 julius1933 Wanna lick my candy cane?
	12:14 am Friday, 14^th December, 2018 julius1933 Anybody for a nice Christmas goose?
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	2:10 am Friday, 14^th December, 2018 spankyU Reindeer games...whips n chains included!
	4:13 am Friday, 14^th December, 2018 ubar32 "Hey Trans-Santa, what's in the box" "A big surprise for you hun" 😉
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	2:35 pm Friday, 14^th December, 2018 NORTHERNFUN69 Want a snowball? Free Xmas hug with feeling..all over
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	12:54 am Wednesday, 19^th December, 2018 kristip I guess I am a little late. But, I would like to share one with you. If you have that Christmas Cutie, and, needing to take some slack out of that roomy bootie, grab that smoked holiday ham, And work it into that space with a cram. Then, grab the bone and give it a tug Just enough, though, to remove that lug. Now you have a Christmas cutie, with a well-sleeved bootie.🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑
	6:29 am Thursday, 20^th December, 2018 shailendrakumar19 एलLove you

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