Near Miss with a French Couple

This happened in a very secluded, "back to basics ," hotel next to the beach in the village of Komari, in the East Coast of SL. The resort had no electricity from the national grid. Generator power is given from 7pm to 9pm in to charge your phones. The phone reception was also next to nothing. Talk about isolation from your busy city life ! Acommodation is based on elevated huts that are made of wood, sitting on wooden tree trunk pillars. I think about 6 such huts were there. All of the same concept.

We booked the place from a Friday to a Sunday. Only the two of us were there on Friday and Saturday as it was off season.

By Saturday evening, another two guests had come. A French couple, both with very athletic figures but seemed middle age. Generally the young look middle aged compared to us Asians. We saw them first when we went to the dinner serving area on Saturday night. The serving tables were made of think heavy wood and each were the size of a double bed.

The chairs were long wooden benches to the length of the table. There were four such tables and we were waiting for our dinner while this French gentleman was doing his yoga on the floor next to the bench infront of us. His lady came for awhile, started to read a book and went up to their room which was above the restaurant serving area.

I was feeling kinky.. so I asked my wife to remove her bra and come. Ya all know what happens when we get our wives to remove the bra!! It ain't there any more. So I made my wife to move around so the laws or physics (momentum) and laws or gravity orchestrared her boobs to show significant movement that is fairly noticeable. His yoga style did have his eyes open once in a while and we did noice that the two acrobats did have an audience, one of the waiters and two French eyes. After dinner we called it a day and resorted to the room.

Next day breakfast, I asked my wife to wear a short skirt, no panty and stick to the no bra policy. We had the French yoga session going again on the floor and his partner was seated on the bench. I got my wife to sit across the table so she's facing him. Unfortunately, he was not facing her direction, but I told my wife to keep the flash on under the table !! We did not see if he ever turned his head our way while we had breakfast. If he did, he would have certainly seen the light.

That was Sunday, our check out day. Later on at about 10:30am, we started to put our stuff back to the car. While I was bringing the second lot of the bags, the French dude met me near my car and asked if we are leaving today. He clearly sounded disappointed ! We got to talking and figured they were partners living together. They had come on a three week holiday and they had a tight itenery of their movements. I was trying to see if they had any free time in Colombo but they were to head to the airport from Kandy.

We did not speak about the activities that took place in the restaurant. But we now know it worked. Now we know one method on how to communicate to a stranger in this lifestyle without having to embarrass ourselves by asking directly. Pointers to newbies.. flashing works.. at the correct moment.. improvise !

We had to return to Colombo as I could not miss one important meeting the next day. If not for that, we would have stayed one more night and things may have ended up differently.

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