Blog Competition - Expanding Your Saucy Vocabulary With Sultry Synonyms

1:11 pm Monday, 15^th October, 2018

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WINNERS ANNOUNCED:

Heehee we loved your sultry synonyms, thanks so much to everyone that entered the competition, here are the winners:

katie4ade
rozlynram18
up4itandup

Your prizes should be with you soon if they aren't already.

M x

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Hi guys and gals,

Win yourself Amazon vouchers by coming up with alternative terminology for the list of objects and sex acts below.
This week we’re celebrating Dictionary Day, and as always we’re turning an otherwise innocent celebratory day completely and utterly dirty. Dictionary Day is a supposedly an opportunity for expanding your vocabulary which is perfect for us as you can never know too many filthy words or ways of expressing your carnal desires.

To enter this linguistically lustful competition, simply list the headered items with your own erotic equivalents beneath each header.

Just to clarify, the items which you will be creating sultry synonyms for are:

Dildo
Penis
Vagina
Oral Sex
Condom
Masturbate
Breasts
Sexual Intercourse

To give you some inspiration, we’ve come up with some of our favourites.

Dildo
Pussy Plunger, Pleasure Utensils, Donking Device, Rubber Phallus

Penis
One Eyed Snake, Pork Sword, Mutton Dagger, Womb Raider

Vagina
Tool Box, Wizards Sleeve, Penis Fly Trap, Whispering Eye

Oral Sex
Carpet Munching, Playing The Skin Flute, Muff Driver, Bob On A Knob

Condom
Cock Coat, An Investment, Rubber For Your Chubber, Protein Packet

Masturbate
Flick The Bean, Spanking The Monkey, Five Finger Jizz Count, Jackin’ The Beanstalk

Breasts
Fun Bags, Chubby Chest Cheeks, Airbags, Jugs

Sexual Intercourse
Boinking, Hiding The Snake In The Bushes, Making Bacon, Hide The Sausage

The winners will be picked and announced on the 22nd of October 2018, originality and humour will be major factors in deciding who wins. We’ve given 4 examples for each but there is no set amount that you need to give for each item, as mentioned previously they will simply be judged on originality and humour.
Have fun, but remember to keep it clean...ish!
M x

Comments

bprivatecpt	3:58 pm Tuesday, 16^th October, 2018 From on top of the Dome. I'll give it a try 😜💣 Dildo - Pole Dancing Penis - Johnson Vagina - Sweet Spot Oral Sex - Congo Caving Condom - Rain Jacket Masturbate - Sh!t where you sleep Breasts - Hooters Sexual Intercourse - Braai'ng
hardwood1115	5:28 pm Tuesday, 16^th October, 2018 Dildo: A magic rod of never ending pleasure...and no hassle Penis: The strong tall tower within The deep dark forest Vagina: whisker biscuit Oral Sex slurping sex jjuices Condom: cum saverMasturbate: spanking the monkeyBreasts: cum catchersSexual Intercourse: bang a gong, get it on
guirtarLlandyssul	11:01 pm Tuesday, 16^th October, 2018 Oral sex I love to give it more then receive it well received it is amazing too but I love to pleasure a lady anyway she likes 😋 I love to feel her tender skin and the more I tenderly kiss and lick her pussy the more pleasure she gets and I love it x
sargeinparadise6118	4:33 am Wednesday, 17^th October, 2018 Penis=the general
elbungle	11:02 am Wednesday, 17^th October, 2018 Dildo-Rubber Roger Penis-Pork Sword Vagina-Clunge Bucket Oral Sex-Tonsil Tickling Condom-Rubber Jonny Masturbate-Shaking Hands With The Unemployed Breasts-Puppies Sexual Intercourse-Shagging
Bigboy1345Fairlight	11:13 am Wednesday, 17^th October, 2018 Vibrator - daddies pleasure toy Penis- the joystick Vagina- the garage oral sex - the jaw breaker Condom- the bank of England Masturbate- Tommy tank Breast- big pillows Sexual intercourse- back breaking
gee12whizz	11:32 am Wednesday, 17^th October, 2018 Dildo 24hr fuck friend. Penis gristle giver. Vagina cockpit. Oral juice tasting. Condom seed stopper. Masturbate. Bashing the bishop. Breasts milk shakers. Sexual intercourse. Ball slapping
Tom2013c	12:33 pm Wednesday, 17^th October, 2018 COCK:- Pussy Pumper; Joy Stick; Lolly Licker: Maiden's Prayer; BREASTS:- Mountains of Morn; Nipplepolitain; Prick Rest;
Tom2013c	12:43 pm Wednesday, 17^th October, 2018 VAGINA:- Purring Pussy; Man Cave; Quim; Prick Teaser; Cunt Dracula; Hide & Seeker; Squirter; Dripping Cave; Cumster; Clit Clinger; Shag Grin; Toy Store; Wet & Willing Well;
rogered78	12:47 pm Wednesday, 17^th October, 2018 masturbate: beat the meat. intercourse: bang. oral sex: rug muncher
Areyouspecial	1:43 pm Wednesday, 17^th October, 2018 Dick joysticks ,beef injector
up4itandup	2:14 pm Wednesday, 17^th October, 2018 Dildo: Last man standing, Space probe; A deep space thruster Penis: Honey dispenser; Doughnut filler; The Honey Ferret; The Pearl Fisher; The Dive Master; Bubble Buster; A Member seeking entry to the Inner Circle. Vagina: Cock warmer; The underground, The Soft Lapels; Hollowed ground; The Flesh Pot; Inner Circle; Oral Sex: 69'ers; The Oyster Bar; Amuse-Bouches; Pukka Sucker; Two-Way Family Favourites; Handsfree. Condom: Inter'nal Rescue; The Ring of Confidence; DNA Trap; Shock Absorbers; Intimate Socko; Evidence Bag; A Fitting End to the Performance. Masturbate: Tenor solo; Soprano solo; An Up and Downer; Gym Work; Freestyle Training. Breasts: Chin Savers; Comforters; Jelly bags; Bra Shapers; Lucky Bags; Gift Bags; Sexual Intercourse: Beaver jousting; Hunting the Snark; Pot holing; Traveling the underground; Doing The Wet Duet; The After-Glow; Deep Space Docking
sinned14	2:47 pm Wednesday, 17^th October, 2018 1) Dildo- never say no device;mistress of vagina ; pleasure handle;artificial intelligence. 2)penis- live dildomood handlecream machinelive shock absorber. 3)vagina-black holeenter at your own riskvalley of pleasurepenis measuring device lubricating saloon 3)condom-no baby shieldhealth aidsperm capsule runner armour 4)masturbate -self ecstacyfountain of joy90% handlepleasure be mine self gratification 5)breasts- mountain between valleyigloossnow peakspampering device budding coconuts 6)sexual intercourse- life linetemporary parking zonework -out centrecopulationjuice vending machine
mikesolomon	4:31 pm Wednesday, 17^th October, 2018 1 . Dildo = rock cock cheap thrills self service device 2. Penis = assisted service device thermometer dipstick gearbox dipstick 3. Vagina = love tunnel home tight crack 4. Oral sex = milkshake extraction woman excitement enhancing 5. Condom = safety device cum catcher cock sock anti-baby making device 6. Mastubate = 5 tackle 1 punching the priest rub-a-dub-dub natural lube stimulation 7. Breasts = pillows dad's toys headlights 8. Sexual intercourse = having my way with you banging shagging boning
goldhawk	4:42 pm Wednesday, 17^th October, 2018 Here are some words we use in publicpolite company. We both know what the other means whilst others around have no idea what we're talking about! Dildo --- Sonic screwdriver Penis -- love handle Vagina -- hand warmer Oral Sex -- kisses Condom -- wetsuit Masturbate -- me-time Breasts -- chest potatoes 'Brimful' or 'Asha' (of Asha..' everybody needs a bosom for pillow' song by 'Corner-shop') Sexual Intercourse -- makemaking a connection fitting or completing the jigsaw
rozlynram18	5:03 pm Wednesday, 17^th October, 2018 1.Dildo- Bob,2nd Husband,Ol Faithful,BuzzBomb. 2.Penis-Crank,Joystick,Muscle of Love,Meatstick,Tonsil Tickler. 3.Vagina-Man Controller,Honeyhole,Playpen,Twinkie, Hoohah,Cooch,Gloryland,Hotspot. 4.Oral Sex-Suckfest,Muff Diving,Shuckin the Clam,Cock Goblin, Helmet Buffing,SUCKIN MY COCK!! 5.Condom-Raincoat, Wiener Wrapper, Child Support Suppresant,Scumbag,Cum Catcher 6.Masturbate-Waxing the Dolphin,Boxing the Bishop,Choking the Chicken,Rubbing One Out,Fingering the Funhole,Tickling the Twat,Attitude Adjustment 7- Breasts-Ta Ta's,Mounds,The Twins,Breastickles,Tittes,Knockers,Juggs,Itty Bitty's, 8.Sexual Intercourse-Doing the Deed,Boning,Taking the boat to Tuna Town,Riding the Baloney Pony,Smashing the Gash,Creaming the Cunt,Hole Hockey,Meat Injection,Stuffin the Hole...There is plenty more! Thanx Ram
StujoJaffa	2:19 am Thursday, 18^th October, 2018 Dildo = clitbuzzer Penis = man handle Vagina = girl pocket Oral Sex = Lickerature Condom = bend over coat Masturbate = fingerfluff Breasts = décolletage Sexual Intercourse = glandscraping
joebloggs1971	3:05 am Thursday, 18^th October, 2018 Dildo = competition Penis = incorrect tape measure Virgina = Oral sex = lunch Condom =hazard suit Masturbate = cheap night out Breasts= radio station 36dd live Intercourse= mime mine mine ya stuck with me now lol
hotkplblr	4:33 am Thursday, 18^th October, 2018 Oral - cunning linguist Masturbate - pleasing the little man in the boat, OR hand practice Penis - deep 7 Sexual inrercourse - jive in bed Vagaina - tunnel of love Breasts - tits, lol
dawnanne	8:01 pm Thursday, 18^th October, 2018 Penis one eyed trouser snake
Asianlove2017	10:09 pm Thursday, 18^th October, 2018 Dildo river pussy pounder, penis is a womb destroyer and vagina is a sink hole, and oral is taco eating and condom is a glove for the plug and checking the chicken Breast is teen towers and intercourse is parking in the garage
Asianlove2017	10:11 pm Thursday, 18^th October, 2018 Intercourse is going down the glory hole
Neeraj5410	11:46 am Friday, 19^th October, 2018 Dildo---------Hand held trouser snakePenis---------Pleasure plungerVagina-------Fun palace
caveinsub	12:44 pm Friday, 19^th October, 2018 Oral sex :- Flossing. Dildo :- Toothpick. Penis :- One eyed milkman. Vagina :- Large donner. Breasts :- Photo finish of a Zeppelin race. Condom :- Little red riding hood (Russian contraceptive !!) Masturbate :- Shaking hands with the unemployed. Sexual Intercourse :- Gainful employment for my rubber doll ! (see this weeks article "Dirty Talk")
up4itandup	10:34 am Sunday, 21^st October, 2018 This was great fun! So thank you. What might be fun and worth considering, is stretching the mind by running something similar, possibly varying the subjects, or allowing people to choose their own, but specifying the industryprofessionjob of the user. A plumber for example would have a completely different take on things to a soldier, or a divorce lawyer! "A chastity belt" might well be a "stopcock" to a plumber, a "no man's land" to a soldier, or a "restraining order" for the divorce lawyer. I am sure you could make that interesting and very entertaining I'd be Up4it lol
jayanarayan	3:01 pm Sunday, 21^st October, 2018 Wow nice I want you 😰👄👅👄🙀😍😍😍👍👌👌👌🤰🤰👙👙👙👙🤰👙
wattandrew94	2:20 pm Wednesday, 24^th October, 2018 😈👄👌