There's nothing like a close shave!

Just finished a nice big shave again! I love the feeling when I walk about with a freshly shaved ass! I wonder how many others shave their bottoms. I’m sure there’s a reason for having all that wire up there, but it’s so much nicer on the tongue when it’s clear – both ways LOL

Over the years, I’ve had a few close encounters with shaving my butt, which I’ve done since I was at college, and that wasn’t yesterday. I remember once having made an appointment with the razor on a particular night (always regular you know..) but had been to the pub that afternoon and was a little squiffy. Also, I couldn’t find my mirror, but shave I would and found an alternative looking glass. Unfortunately, I forgot to lock the bathroom door and one of my flat mates caught me, squatted, razor in position, looking down at piece of Bacofoil! I was grateful for two things: that I didn’t slice my hole and, as this was some time ago, there were no phones with cameras around!

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