A husband and wife are laying in bed one evening. The wife tells her husband she wants to get surgery to make her boobs bigger. Husband says there is a way to make them bigger without surgery. "Just wipe between your boobs every day with bathroom tissue and they will get bigger" he says. "Are you sure? I never heard of that" she says. "Trust me " he says.
So the wife starts wiping between her boobs every day with bathroom tissue.
After 3 months the wife says "This isn't working. They're still small". Husband looks at his wife and says "Hmm, that's strange. It worked for your ass".
He gets out of the hospital next week.
