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3:43 pm Friday, 3rd August, 2018

On 10th August, Lazy Day will give us all an excuse to sit back and chill out. So after you’ve tested out the minimal-effort sex position tips from our latest article, you will be going to sleep in bonking-bliss. No surprise then if a dirty dream or two pop into your sex-filled slumber. Scientists have found that sexual dreams are incredibly common, with both men and women alike reporting that eight per cent of their dreams are about sex. That might not sound like a lot until you realise that we only spend about two hours of each night dreaming, which then means we spend about 58.4 hours each year specifically dreaming that we are Tom Hardy's personal dressing assistant (just an example…honest). So what does it all mean? Dreaming about sex can be totally mind-blowing—or really, really confusing when someone unexpected pops up. To help you figure out your raunchy REM moments, we've de-coded the most common x-rated dreams. Check out the handy sex dream guide below and finally get to the bottom of those nocturnal melon-ball adventures once and for all. No judgments here.

So what does dreaming about sexy times mean, aside from the obvious? To dream about sex refers to the integration and merging of contrasting aspects of yourself. It represents the need to be more receptive and incorporate aspects of your dream sex partner into your own character. Or a more direct interpretation of the dream may be your libido’s way of telling you that it has been too long since you last had sex.

The Ex Sex

Well, this is a fun one. You thought the relationship—and the feelings that you had—were beyond over and long gone, but then you dream you're getting it on again. The most common reason we dream of a dreaded ex is that we might need to rekindle the excitement in our current intimate life, especially if we've hit a dry spell or our present relationship has become a bit too routine.

The Boss Shag

Doesn't get much more awkward than this. Though sex dreams are not necessarily about the person that you're shagging, rather more about what he or she represents. This particular one is most likely telling you that it's time to take charge somewhere in your life—as in, you need to be the boss.

The Multiplayer Frenzy

A group romp could signify repressed sexual desire, according to dream experts. (Perhaps you're a bit too conservative in your sex life and need to mix things up a bit with a new position, new toy or new locale?) But this dream might not have anything to do with sex at all: It could mean that you're feeling spread too thin within your waking life and need to prioritise where you're putting your time and energy.

Orgasms

Representing an exciting end to something within your life, dream orgasms come up in 4% of sex dreams for both men and women, this is according to a 2007 study on sex dreams and gender conducted by the American Academy of Sleep Medicine. The study also found that women reported that 4% of their dream orgasms were enjoyed by another character in their dream, not themselves — a phenomenon that zero men reported.

Seduction

Oops, you did it again — you performed an elaborate strip tease for your happily obliging postman in your dream last night. What could this madness possibly mean??? Apparently you need to be more passionate and direct with your sexual needs. Alternatively, the dream may mean that you are being lured into doing something you don't really want to do.

Anal Sex

Represents submission. You may be afraid to yield to the wants and desires of others, perhaps this could actually be you’re a tad wary of your sexual partner’s enthusiasm for giving you anal penetration with the new ‘12 inch Destroyer’ dildo that they’ve purchased.

Oral Sex

A willingness to give or receive pleasure/joy. It is symbolic of your creative energy and reaffirms that you’re heading in the right direction in life.

Gay Sex (When You're Straight)

Represents a union with aspects of yourself. It is symbolic of self-love, self-acceptance, and compassion. If you are uncomfortable with homosexuality in your dream, then it suggests some fears or anxieties that you may be presently experiencing in your relations with the opposite sex.

These dream translations are extremely subjective, especially as everyone is unique and may have their own interpretations of the reasoning behind their brains dishing out the saucy visions that they have. Just for fun, why not share your own spicy dreams in the comments?.

M x



Comments
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5:13 pm Thursday, 16th August, 2018

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