Here am I sat at home, playing with myself occasionally, looking at erotic pictures and videos on the internet, fantasising about the ways I'd caress and fondle a real live woman and it's turning out to be just that - fantasy - in other words a complete waste of time. In my view, most women are lovely creatures but where are the ones who live close enough for me to visit and fancy being fondled by an impotent old man like me? A heart niggle is my problem but I still get erotic feelings in my nether region and it needs a woman's touch - or better than that - a real good jerking. I'm looking and it doesn't matter if you're fat, plain, slim, pretty or ugly, if you've got a nice you know what I could be available to make you squirm with ecstasy - try me.
