Reading their Horny Body Language Without Getting Lippy Blog Discussion

Hey all!

So Sunday is Lipstick Day, a day to celebrate a once prohibited item of make-up that is now a cosmetic means of conveying everything from emotional moods to sexual arousal.

Whilst an endlessly deep, garnet red shade on your lips may possibly convey your uncontrollable, erotic enchantment with someone, there is a universal language which you can also utilise to tell them ‘I want you’. A language that comes neither from the spoken word that the lips utter nor the hue that may embellish them, of course this is body language and it’s extremely handy for getting you laid.

Should you want to decipher the cryptic, non-verbal cues that someone is sending, learning a spot of torso terminology could assist you in your endeavour. Then again, maybe you’d like to tell them that you want to fuck their brains out without actually saying the words or having to hold up a flashing broadway sign announcing your strong groin feelings for them, if any of the aforementioned, read on.

Some body language is gender-specific, whilst some holds true for both sexes. Today we’ll cover with the latter and address some pointers which can be used by both lads and ladies.

So Close I Could Almost Taste You

There’s an invisible forcefield around each of us, a radius of approximately eighteen inches, should someone step over this intangible, circular laser that is your personal space, much like from a Mission Impossible movie, your internal alarm will be instantly tripped and you may think ‘Wow this person is in my grill’. Whether this is a positive or negative depends on how you feel about them, it is a sign however that they may be trying to communicate that they’re feeling the horn for you, perhaps trying to imagine going in for the kill, meeting lips with you or attempting to catch a wisp of your perfume floating between the trifle-sized cavity of space left separating you.

You’re ACute Angle

Everyone get out your protractors, are they on an angle that is leaning toward you? This mirrors the first point made, they’re trying to get closer to you. Maybe they don’t quite have the cojones to fully step into your ‘me space’ or are simply respecting your 1.5 inches of physical freedom but want to convey their want for you through a look of ‘leaning tower of geezer’ (of course this bad pun does not work if the lustful leaner is a lady but I digress).

Eye Eye

Something else to keep your eyes peeled for is literally that, they’re holding eye contact with you longer than the average. Now the average, subconscious meeting of eyeballs as you’re say, strolling down the street will last just a fraction of a second, approximately half a second to be precise. When attracted to someone, that gaze may be slightly longer, at least about three quarters of a second, this slight difference may be so small that it’s undetectable to you. Chances are they’ve subconsciously noticed your hotness but are away with the fairies and not taking that much of a notice. A gaze that encompasses longer than this three quarters of a second or a double-glance back at you after looking away from the initial one are pretty decent signs that they’re in the room and are liking what they see. More than five seconds...ooh your eyeballs are passionately rolling together in the hay, longer than ten seconds...oh mama, well you’ve got yourself an eyeball orgy going on here! At this point should you be somewhere public, you may notice people telling you and your eyeballs to get a room.

Imitation is the Best Form of Flirtery

One last very brief tip which will be kept simple as I have already written an essay here, if you are still reading then I commend you on your stamina for enduring the triathlon of a blog post and getting this far. They say that imitation is the best form of flattery, it is also a sign of flirtery and by mimicking your body language, they are metaphorically waving you down to their runway like a sexy aircraft marshall, naked and holding orange batons saying “Here’s the landing strip, it’s ready for your entry”.

So do you have any body language tips and pointers yourself? Maybe you have a couple of tricks up your birthday suit’s sleeve that have been fruitful for you in the past and you believe would be helpful to others?

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