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WINNERS ANNOUNCED
Wow there was some extremely sexy and funny entries for this blog competition! The SiteAdmin had lots of fun reading through them. We have selected the winners, they are:
Candsheathrow
Mkcjay
DoNotDisobey
Juleskristen
Alonghardone4u
Your prizes should be with you now.
Thanks to everyone who took part, be sure to join in with the upcoming discussions and competitions!
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Hey lovelies,
Caption the pictures in the comments below to stand a chance of winning Amazon vouchers. Sunday the 1st is International Joke Day and we have a little competition to tickle your pickles and give you a chuckle.
Above you will see a set of 6 rather random, sexual images. All that’s needed from you is to caption each of them within the comments below and winners will be selected at the beginning of next week. Make your entries as witty and/or sexy as you like and enter in one numbered list.
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12:00 pm Monday, 25th June, 2018
1. Will i ever be able to get that glow in the dark lipstick off my dipstick |
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1:04 pm Monday, 25th June, 2018
1 hi honey I’m home 2 knicker Bocker glory 3 let him lead the way 4 wanna price of me 5 he let me down again 6 let me put some light on it |
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8:37 am Tuesday, 26th June, 2018
Can I play with the faries please Santa |
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9:03 am Tuesday, 26th June, 2018
1.Surprise! Her cock is bigger than yours |
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9:25 am Tuesday, 26th June, 2018
Surprise finger in the butt. |
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10:22 am Tuesday, 26th June, 2018
1) surprise in the bedsheet, when someone is below the belt inside 2) push it in and eat the rest 3) mens are born dog, ready to hump in all the bumps. And love to lick 👅 with slurp 4) best way to by keeping iton the tummy when its mild hot and eat it and lick 👅 it clean the rest5) no demands no drama only fuck is the main moto6) dark night with full of glitter lights all in one room keeping eye on every person in the room 💓 bang bang bang fuck it till your last drop of cum 😘 |
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2:36 pm Tuesday, 26th June, 2018
1. The double sex machine definitely added to jack and jills sex life. |
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4:18 pm Tuesday, 26th June, 2018
1. I had no idea it would feel THAT good! 2. The best banana is a skined one. 3. Whoa my slut WHOA!! |
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4:21 pm Tuesday, 26th June, 2018
4. Pizza tits are much better than pizza face. 5. Blowing this much really blows! 6. I’ve been naughty Mrs Claus |
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5:07 pm Tuesday, 26th June, 2018
Thanks for putting so much effort into coming up with his stuff it makes the site do much more than just a note |
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10:12 pm Tuesday, 26th June, 2018
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7:03 am Wednesday, 27th June, 2018
1 once more time 2 8 Times and you still one more 3 stay down doggy 4 pizzas never tasted as good 5 you are a hard one to please I’m puff 6 come closer want to stick my tongue in |
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7:09 am Wednesday, 27th June, 2018
1. First time under a mirrored ceiling |
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8:34 am Wednesday, 27th June, 2018
1. When you realize you like the same porn 2.when he tries to show you how to give a sloppy toppy but he first has to get scrubbed through on sucking dick 3. The one time he lets you take charge and so you gotta show him who’s boss 4. When you’re finally home alone and your single ass buys pizza when you’re horny 5.when she leaves after two hours of making out and you gotta let the nut out 6. When You want to light up his world *literally* |
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8:54 am Wednesday, 27th June, 2018
1) ONS oops sexy feeling |
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8:59 am Wednesday, 27th June, 2018
#1 the electric blanket has a short in it |
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9:00 am Wednesday, 27th June, 2018
1. Is that the cat playing with the vibrator remote control? |
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4:15 pm Wednesday, 27th June, 2018
1. Your not my wife, your not my son; 2. Banana Rama; 3. Wow Tiger you still got your panties on!; 4. I said Pasties not pizza!; 5. It didn't say that it deflates with a little prick; 6. Rain drops keep falling on my head..." |
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1:16 am Thursday, 28th June, 2018
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8:58 am Thursday, 28th June, 2018
1. O.M.G |
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9:25 am Thursday, 28th June, 2018
1. It feels great just your hands there honey 2. banana is what you need to feed on banana is your diet on bed 3. This is where the test begins how much you can take 4. you come for the pizza and you will get my tits 5. its where you have taken me to ecstasy n i'm cumming 6. i am turned on as you touch my button all is lite ....all is glowing !!! |
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10:21 am Thursday, 28th June, 2018
1- Hah, gotcha, my name's Davina and I was a man!! |
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10:23 am Thursday, 28th June, 2018
1suprise I've got one as well 2 New way to get men to eat fruit 3 you will go to the grooming parlor 4 this isn't what I meant when I said eat me 5 I'll show them they said of never get a date 6 fairy lights merry Xmas |
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10:23 am Thursday, 28th June, 2018
1What the hell is that on the ceiling? 2 Your supposed to be eating my pussy not all the bananas 3 Wow boy your not fully stripped for action yet 4 Don't take the pizza out of me 5 Doll I've gotta stop I'm outa breath 6 I never realized Christmas decorations could be this much fun |
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11:25 am Thursday, 28th June, 2018
1. What get happen?2. Got to eat bananas before the you eat the good stuff. 3. I need my whip for you boy! 4. Hungry. 5 blow me. 6. Eat the light. |
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11:30 am Thursday, 28th June, 2018
1. That wasn’t lube, it was Deep Heat ! 2. This looks like we are going to have a bunch of fun 3. Whoa boy whoa . 4. Come get a “pizza” me ! 5. This is not what I meant when I asked for a blow job ! 6. Come light me up babe |
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6:33 pm Thursday, 28th June, 2018
1)if it wasn't me and it wasn't her,who else is in the bed...2)hmmm bananas,she says go on you try it,see how it feels too deep throat it,ok ok I'll aahh..3)I had the choice of a dog or a cat,shit should of choose the pussy cat..4)play I blind fold game , yeah ,close my eyes and eat the pizzas off you,not off Bob ,5) it's not midnight yet,you can't change back,has daylight savings finished??6)being a hot Santa,for a show,dent think it'll be in a nursing home,getting cold chill now... |
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2:30 am Friday, 29th June, 2018
1. Was there always a hole in the roof? |
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3:03 am Friday, 29th June, 2018
1. when you wake up naked in bed with someone you don't know and don't remember what happened or how you got there! 😍 2. eating and wearing bananas around your genital area will make you more attractive! 3. the man is thinking 'why am i doing this and how did i get myself into this, i better go to AA for my drinking problems'! the girl is having a blast! 4. if you sleep with me i will buy you a free pizza with your choice of toppings but you have to please me! 5. when you work too much and you don't have time to date this is your last and only option as boring as it is! 6. who needs a christmas tree when you have me! |
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9:09 am Friday, 29th June, 2018
#4- I bet she is a nice pizza ass |
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9:51 am Friday, 29th June, 2018
#5 it was my turn to give the girlfriend a blow job |
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9:57 am Friday, 29th June, 2018
2# Johnny devoured the fruit of her loins |
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10:00 am Friday, 29th June, 2018
#4 she was my hot and spicy pizza the action |
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10:04 am Friday, 29th June, 2018
#5 Knew i should have bought punture repair kit |
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10:05 am Friday, 29th June, 2018
#2 wow like picking candy from a bush |
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10:05 am Friday, 29th June, 2018
#6 I bought myself the best Christmas present this year ‘Ho Ho Ho’ |
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10:06 am Friday, 29th June, 2018
#1 wow finally i climax whope i mad her climax |
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10:07 am Friday, 29th June, 2018
# 4 anyone for pizza and Milk |
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10:07 am Friday, 29th June, 2018
# wo there boy not finished with you yet |
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10:08 am Friday, 29th June, 2018
#6 there is light at the end of my tunel |
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6:27 pm Friday, 29th June, 2018
1. When you realise your gay |
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2:22 am Saturday, 30th June, 2018
1. I think I just found your missing vibrator. |
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4:34 am Saturday, 30th June, 2018
1. that feeling of having ass likced for the first time 2. banana for scale 3. this isn't whats supposed to happen to Thor! 4. Pizza titties 🙂 5. No blow my front, not my back! 6. Xmas decorating went horribly wrong or horribly right! |
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4:19 pm Saturday, 30th June, 2018
1) log flume splashdown 2) One of your 5 a day 3) That escalated quickly 4) Still doesn't work with pineapple 5) Let my missus down again 6) Santa' helper |
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11:57 am Sunday, 1st July, 2018
1. I really thought you were my wife! |
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1:46 pm Sunday, 1st July, 2018
1. Fuck! That's not your dick ... it's moving! 2. I never waste food. 3. When I says whoa ... I mean whoa! 4. Do you like nipples on your pizza? 5. Oh, hello dear ... I thought you had gone. 6. Light me up! |
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2:00 pm Sunday, 1st July, 2018
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3:43 pm Sunday, 1st July, 2018
1: E-stim with a kickstart is NOT recommended for beginners |
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6:14 pm Sunday, 1st July, 2018
1. 'Do you like Oral?..They didn't just say YES.. 2. 'Eat them all'..as mom said Eat Organic. 3. I never guessed this..when she said 'She likes Doggy' 4.Where is my fourth slice.. ohh it's ..down below..never mind..I will start head on...5.Daddy said 'no balloons' so I'm taking his..6.Nothing |