Hi All,
This month is Zombie Awareness Month and while we’re pretty sure you can think of better things than brains to be eating/sucking out 😉, we thought that it could also be the perfect time to create an apocalypse-proof profile.
When you find yourself lacking new meets for a shag-tasic time, we understand that it must be frustrating. However, did you know that a profile with a profile picture gets on average 6 times more views than one without? Think of your profile as advertising space, if you were putting up an ad for something that you were selling but didn’t include enough or relevant information that is interesting to the reader then you’re going to have a harder time selling your item. The analogy holds true in this instance also, instead of selling your like new BMX or pre-loved couch, you’re putting yourself and your bits on the market.
We discussed some tasty tips on bringing your profile back from the dead in this week’s article, but we want to hear your opinions. Tell us what attracts you to a profile, do plentiful pictures give you the horn? Does a jam-packed blog give you enough juicy info to make your bits twitch and want to jump bones?
On the flip-side, perhaps a lack of profile picture makes you run screaming or a profile description in single figure syllables makes your skin crawl.
Share your thoughts down below on what you feel makes a zombie profile and what makes a super-sexy one.
M x
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6:27 pm Monday, 14th May, 2018
Zombies are sexy |
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6:35 pm Monday, 14th May, 2018
I like the sound of analogy!!!😜 |
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11:45 pm Monday, 14th May, 2018
In my view this site is 80 percent about sex, so if a quick meet in a layby is the criteria, then a small ad and a couple of pics of your bits will probably cover the basics, But for me I like the whole package, clean and smart, good sex starts in the mind so words are very important to me, I like to awaken the imagination, draw pictures with words, tease, tantalize draw the reader in with a little story or rhyme, a touch of humour, and some classy pictures. Im no zombie, I put a lot of effort into my look and my words in the hope that I stand out, seeing as the profile is our shop window, love Jessica xxxxxxxxxx |
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7:32 pm Tuesday, 15th May, 2018
Thanks |
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9:04 am Wednesday, 16th May, 2018
For me i would like to meet only those couples or females who are interested to meet singles. As its difficult to see every profile and then approach them. Better if we can have a category to choose from. |
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12:17 pm Wednesday, 16th May, 2018
Sexy people |
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1:17 pm Wednesday, 16th May, 2018
I'd like to see only ladies that are in and around my area, I have no interest in people that are thousands of miles away from me |
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6:10 pm Wednesday, 16th May, 2018
Hi there.....maybe I'm in the wrong site. I just want to see a sexy couple fucking their brains out without me been physicaly involved. Is it so strange? And yes, it's annoying when people don't answer back. |
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12:16 am Thursday, 17th May, 2018
One needs to create an idea of the person in your head, thus photos are imperative. In reality, all sexy models we see were subject to 100's if not thousands of photos of which a hand full is selected, the same theory can apply to your profile, take a lot of photos in various sexy outfits from different angles and take enough. Later you can filter the photos from e.g 50 to 5 photos, you will know if it has the ability to attract. |
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2:47 pm Thursday, 17th May, 2018
Well I haven’t gotten the opportunity to have the experience that I’ve been craving for quite sometime now. I do look at profiles and when I get a get a view and or correspondence. I haven’t found a shemale in Staten Island that I we can get together and honestly speaking; “eat each other all up!” I’m a very sexual man and I’d love to meet a partner that I can hook up with often or occasionally. Any thoughts or tips?? |
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3:04 pm Thursday, 17th May, 2018
I say looks matter but to me it's not so much. So I can live without a picture to see. What I look for is intelligence, creativity, personality and raw sexual intent. I like people who are confident and flirtatious. It is a turn on for me when a woman says what she wants and doesn't leave much to the imagination. |
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3:15 pm Thursday, 17th May, 2018
Hi darling😍😍 |
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3:41 pm Thursday, 17th May, 2018
I love profiles with photos of naked skin. Especially bigger ladies. Soft smooth underarms, legs, hands, breasts, buns and legs. Photos that shows a little but not all. Well looked after ladies. Not models. The profile must state what she likes and wants. The truth. No lies. Manners makes a lady sound so nice. |
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5:25 pm Thursday, 17th May, 2018
I would like to me someone that know what they want out life and knows how to get it. I don't even enjoy looking at nude bodies of men or women. |
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5:57 pm Thursday, 17th May, 2018
Well, if it truly be a advertisement for getting together and sharing in the love, and fun which a lady and a gentleman can be then the truth is the best turn on. |
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7:36 pm Thursday, 17th May, 2018
I personally cringe at comments like ! |
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7:56 pm Thursday, 17th May, 2018
Hi |
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7:15 pm Friday, 18th May, 2018
An answer is important |
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12:05 am Saturday, 19th May, 2018
How do know what we have a long day together and make it so much |
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5:21 am Sunday, 20th May, 2018
Would like to know what would make them love to orgasm |
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5:29 am Sunday, 20th May, 2018
Would like to do the same thing for her can she feels the same sensation |
