Well it's finally happened... I am starting to look like someone's granny.
I recently bought a burgundy velvet dress, tried it on and took a photo. It's here somewhere with my profile so judge for yourselves.
A friend told me that a sure sign of ageing was the development of crows feet. Thankfully, I don't have them yet... I took my socks off and looked.
Mind you, I have been thinking that I should maybe dress more in accordance with my age. Problem is, I am still a bit of a tart...about thirty in my head..twenty on a good day..and I still like the tarty look.
Got to be realistic though. I wont be able to do tarty forever. Well, I won't want to be flashing my knickers every time I sit astride my mobility scooter.... Oh I don't know though...
Anyway, I suppose I will just keep it up for as long as I can get away with it...or until they come to cart me off to the rest home.
Now let's see....where did I put that Viagra.....?
