Big Miss Misadventures

I'm a 'newbie' in this site- but not with this kind of scene. Not yet a month and I received messages (thank you! you know who you are), invites and all kinds of proposals under the sun.

You see, this site is a taboo in my country. If this was introduced maybe a few years back, it will definitely be banned or worse have a Senate forum. . and now we are somehow or slowly 'accepting' it. In a day, you are always itching to check your status, or if someone adds you as a friend, or if you received normal or weird messages or even events that you may join. With that, I was kinda 'lucky' to get all forms of it .. and I would like to share some of it with you. Don't worry I'm not here to post names or lambast anyone but make my mini-misadventures a funny one or maybe a lesson or two for those who want to get the girl they want.

1. First Message Received: I'm 8 inches ...
okay, I don't know if that's your height or if it is a water pipe or whatever. a simple Hi, before that, will be nice.

2. First Message Received: I'm the Man of your dreams...
ummm, how did you know that I was dreaming about the Johnny Bravo last night?

3. First Message Received: Hello Samantha...
You do have so many messages that you don't know who is who. My name not even starts with an S.

4. Message Received: You are too frank...
I told the guy I got really hot when having sex..which is normal to anyone.. be suspicious when the girl gets cold when you are doing her.

5. Message Received: Goodluck on being a mother
I told this young guy I have a dozen babies..The 1st one have a spot, the second one has a black eye, 3rd is all white, etc... I don't know if he is on high but after saying that - he was surprised I do have many mouths to feed, he told me that he admired me for being strong for them..and he blocked me asap. I don't know if he even gets the meaning of my message at all.

6. Message Received: If you don't like me, I will delete you from my list
This is from a guy that canceled a meetup. Reverse Psychology? Be my guest 🙂

7. First Message Received: What are you?
Homo Sapien

8. First Message Received: What half are you?
Half Pitbull

9. First Message Received: Are you good in bed?
Yes, I know all two thousand and one positions... Guinness Record holder here 🙂

10. Message Received: I prefer exotic woman
Well, I prefer men who are color blind and smart.

Meet Up Mishap

#1: The guy told me he was five-ten.. We decided to meet in a cozy, public coffee shop. I was there exactly at the meeting time. I look from left to right, even at my back looking for some tall guy...I ring him up, and I saw him... when he was about a few feet away from me...the 10 inches was missing... I was five-six and he barely reaches my nose. I'm not a snob but a little bit of honesty won't hurt.

#2: True to his picture and words, the guy was as he is one hundred percent..but the character cannot be seen in pictures. when I got there, all he did was check his teeth, and compare me to the other girls he meets. Yes, this is NSA but the meaning of it is far from being you an A**H*le.

#3: This guy told me he is a good-looking, tall and very sophisticated man. Because he lives near my area, I decided to meet him in my friend's pad (condo). I told him to bring some food and juices. When he got there, I was like okay, erase the tall, erase the good-looking.I just told myself, we do have different interpretations of good looking and maybe his mother said that to him so many times.He bought some juice and we talked-but he keeps on pouring himself up to the point he doesn't want to share it. He brought some bread and he also ate it all..so yeah I got your point. Watch how sexy he is that he ate and drank all the food without my help.

I'm not snobbish by the way, and I 'm a funny girl who makes the most out of this life. I'm not out to meet the greatest seducer of all. I also like to meet friends (it is possible you know) and hear all their stories, fetish and fantasies.. Oh, and I'm also a blogger and a writer who is not afraid nor ashamed to share my ideas.

Be who you are 🙂

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