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When Sex Goes Wrong - Friday The 13th Blog

10:45 am Monday, 9th April, 2018

Hey all,

With Friday the 13th happening this week, we thought what better way to make whatever unlucky thing that may happen to you seem minor compared to some hilarious sexcapade stories gone wrong.

There’s nothing that gets the Site Admin team talking more than when it’s something funny, so we thought we’d share one of the team’s sex stories gone wrong with you. 
“After a night out with a new guy I was seeing, a big group of us went back to his place that he shared with a friend for a bit of an after party. We couldn’t keep our hands off each other so went up to the bedroom. Going at it intoxicated meant it was more of a fumble about but in a hot desperate kind of way. Lifting me up to move into a new position he lost his balance, which resulted in him dropping me of the side of the bed and him landing on top of me whilst trying to catch me. The troopers we were, we continued, not realising how loud the bang was and not only that but the crack we’d made in the ceiling below where everyone was. Not until we had finished that we went downstairs, did we think for a minute we’d be caught sneaking off, how wrong we were seeing everyone laugh looking at the massive crack in the ceiling. To top it off, waking up the next day with a massive bruise across both butt cheeks from the impact and not being able to walk properly added to the embarrassment.”

Now we want to hear yours, comment below and share the unluckiest thing to happen to you during sex?

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11:03 am Tuesday, 10th April, 2018

nice

11:59 am Tuesday, 10th April, 2018

I don't know about unlucky but this is pretty funny. One time during a particularly long session, I suddenly had the urge to let one rip, I thought I'd be a quiet breeze but no, it was a rip roarer that would have resisted on the Richter scale 😂 after a good laugh we carried on and it was a very memorable experience!

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12:48 pm Tuesday, 10th April, 2018

Love is good feeling just you together

6:40 pm Tuesday, 10th April, 2018

Back in my younger days, I used to do a spot of DJ'ing, well the booth was a nice setip, plenty of room, especially under the table where the decks were. anyway, to cut a long story short, I had a rather memorable blowjob from a dental assistant one evening, the kinky part was she had a tongue piercing, that painful part was when my foreskin got caught in it, and I screamed, only the mic was still on, and when I looked up after delicately removing my skin from her piercing, folk were staring at the booth wondering what I'd screamed for, 

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12:41 pm Thursday, 12th April, 2018

Yes everyone lucky here

12:49 pm Thursday, 12th April, 2018

i guess

1:26 pm Thursday, 12th April, 2018

Do sex, fuck, position, but safe way.

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1:36 pm Thursday, 12th April, 2018

Sneaking off before christmas with my partner at the times and her mother in the house, into the bedroom for a quickie, we were going at it stand up doggy when one thrust felt kinda different, not bad or painful just different  so i pulled out to check...soon after a little blood followed, then more then gushes of it, i had to tear down to the mother inlaws room and ask her to come help her daughter for a sec...whilst i called the paramedics...the room looked like a murder scene..turns out i had gone straight through the wall and with a 6cm gash entered her abdominal cavity... two blood transfusions and 3hrs of surgery later , i was pulled aside by hospital staff and given a lecture about what should and should not be inserted into a vagina and not amount of talking would convince them we werent doing anything freaky!...no sex for 8 weeks either.

9:59 pm Thursday, 12th April, 2018

Nice 

5:18 am Friday, 13th April, 2018

Addmin my sex never goes wrong xx

9:12 am Friday, 13th April, 2018

Get lucky tomorrow

12:19 pm Friday, 13th April, 2018

Great!

2:48 pm Friday, 13th April, 2018

Yes I do sex with many position but always in safe .I always allowed my partner to do and I simply cooperate her.

8:27 am Saturday, 14th April, 2018

Was having very heavy intercourse with my girlfriend when we climaxed at the sdame time, both of us with a loud 'OOOOOOaaaahhhhhhh!!!' I thought I had felt something funny, at the end of my cock, but figured that I was wrong. Girlfriend got up to go to the bathroom, threw on her white robe. Suddenly I hear from the bathrooom 'Ahhhh !! Oh My GOD !!!' Then she ran back to the bedroom, and flicked the light on, and I saw it ! She had bright red blood all over the front  of her white robe. 'Jesus ! ' I said 'What the hell happened?' That's when she said what I had never imagined I would ever hear:
'Hun, it's not my blood ... it's YOURS !!!' 'Holy ship !! (for the censors)  ' I thought to myself, maybe that was actually some pain I had felt ! She came over ripped off the blanket, and it was something like 'The horse's head scene in Godfather 1 !' Blood all over the place ! Mine !!!So I dressed carefully & she drove me to the hospital. 

When we got there, my mind was racing, as a nurse first checked me out, asked what happened, and said she'd be back.But she kept coming back, and finally my girlfriend said to me 'Hun, you see what they're doing?' 'What do you mean?' I asked. She pointed out that everytime it was a different nurse coming in,'They are all coming in to look at your cock ! Don't you see that?' A couple of more came in and I had to agree that she was probably right. 'with all the sex we have now, your cock is bigger than it used to be, like anything would if you used it all the time! And they probably don't see a burts dick very often !'

Finally the Dr. came in looked at the tip of my cock,( the 'Urethral Crest'), and asked have you been having lots of hard sex? We said 'Yes', well he said, you have burst the , was it capillaries, at the end of your penis,'That's how there was so much blood DR.? ' I asked. 'Yes, and we are going to have to CAUTERIZE It' 'Oh ship (this is so silly)' I thought, and had 2 questions,
1) Was this going to hurt ?
2) When can I have sex again?
The girlfriend was more interested in #2 than #1 !
The answers were #1 YES !! It's going to hurt !!
and #2- No pal, not for a while, if you don't want to be back here again for this !
So I swear, that is the honest truth, and if ANYBODY can top that one, well you have my sincerest sympathy !!
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10:06 pm Sunday, 15th April, 2018

My downside story is I never land any dates, only two dates ever and zero in the last 5 years.

2:15 am Monday, 16th April, 2018

Maria,
  Hello there in England. I wrote to you in the past but I don't know if you received it. I read everything you post. It' deep, wise and smart. These are what attracts me to a girl. Her heart and her smile. Otherwise, nothing else matters. Because if you begin to love each other, really love each other, then you give yourself to each other. They make life better so you want to be around them,,, 
Allen 

4:43 am Monday, 23rd April, 2018

I'm looking for a f*** are you available

10:12 am Wednesday, 25th April, 2018

Would you be somebody I like ? 

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