Hey all,
Win Lovehoney vouchers by sharing your tongue in cheek greetings for Valentines cards within the comments below. Valentine's fast approaches and whilst it may not necessarily be considered to be the sexiest of days and a bit too loveydovey for some peoples’ tastes, it can still be pretty filthy if you keep an open mind. Help us to raunch up romance by sharing your naughty ideas for Valentine's card greetings, ours include:
‘I’m nuts about you’, ‘I know why they call it a beaver because I’m dying for your wood’ and ‘I’m scrotally lost without you’.
Any comments posted after midnight GMT 13/2/18 won’t be accepted so if you’ve got any to add make sure you enter before that, winners will be announced on the 14/2/18.
M x
1:06 pm Tuesday, 6th February, 2018
illicitobsession
They Say guys only think with their Penises.... I'm waiting for you to blow my mind! |
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1:38 pm Tuesday, 6th February, 2018
Dare2ShashiPuneIndia
"You been blowing me since the day I met you" |
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1:46 pm Tuesday, 6th February, 2018
ajakapoo
Getting fucked hard is not important. How to fuck hard really matter. |
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2:21 pm Tuesday, 6th February, 2018
paintersonisuraj
Yes I am intrested |
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4:01 pm Tuesday, 6th February, 2018
VickyCarlson
I'm interested! |
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4:03 pm Tuesday, 6th February, 2018
VickyCarlson
If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together! |
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5:13 pm Tuesday, 6th February, 2018
HornlyTom278
The BEST thing you could have on you is ME! |
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6:32 pm Tuesday, 6th February, 2018
legatephillip
As the past few years have come to pass Im becoming if not acutely aware of my big tit obsession. I really wish I had huge breasts so much that I really want to become the worlds most massive titted hefemales. Ive heard the best of everything but this is my identity strsuggle as I am 100% hetero I crave breasts to no end. What I would most enjoy doing is becoming the most massive titted hetero shemales out for womene alone |
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7:04 pm Tuesday, 6th February, 2018
belfast456
Our love as deep, the more i give to thee, the more I have for us both to infinity, you and me, be my valentine xxxx |
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10:09 pm Tuesday, 6th February, 2018
darkdragonslair
Roses are red, |
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10:29 pm Tuesday, 6th February, 2018
darkdragonslair
"My love for you is as deep as your throat, as strong as those cuffs, and as warm as your freshly spanked ass.. Be my sub-valentine" |
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1:27 am Wednesday, 7th February, 2018
Notworthy070
You should come back to my place and watch porn on my high definition mirror |
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1:01 pm Wednesday, 7th February, 2018
Bycopolous
I can’t love you until you’re lying down |
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1:06 pm Wednesday, 7th February, 2018
mrgruves
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My Cock can reach |
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4:10 pm Wednesday, 7th February, 2018
lenasmith
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a cock but would rather have 2!😱 |
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5:18 pm Wednesday, 7th February, 2018
djlindy0428
Let's play Battleship. I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me. |
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7:35 pm Wednesday, 7th February, 2018
VickyCarlson
S exy |
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3:52 pm Thursday, 8th February, 2018
rickygillespie51
I'm like an old squirrel these days, can't remember where my nuts are... Can you help me find them? |
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4:11 pm Thursday, 8th February, 2018
saxenamukul1969
too hot and sexy |
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4:26 pm Thursday, 8th February, 2018
Sarfaraz2017Durgapur
Yes |
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4:32 pm Thursday, 8th February, 2018
Nakedtobespank44
Looking for a woman who enjoys giving bare naked bottom spankings to me in a discreet relationship ma’am |
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4:57 pm Thursday, 8th February, 2018
gjandpj
We are a horny couple looking for a horny woman to join us if you have big boobs and a nice bum we could be a match |
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5:53 pm Thursday, 8th February, 2018
Ranbir09
Xxx |
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6:00 pm Thursday, 8th February, 2018
Ripley2004
Roses are Red, I love to give head. Violets are blue but not only to you, Let's get together and try something instead; how about another couple in our bed. |
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6:09 pm Thursday, 8th February, 2018
Kyliezane270
Roses are red your balls are blue |
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6:17 pm Thursday, 8th February, 2018
Paltoo
Happy velentain |
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6:55 pm Thursday, 8th February, 2018
Louisferdinandc
A submissive cuckold suffers when even on Valentine’s Day someone else is banging his lady as a gift…But while watching he has lots of time to write her a nice Valentine’s card that expresses his true, conflicting feelings in an anagram: |
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6:59 pm Thursday, 8th February, 2018
OKOKOK1966
When your lonely and feeling blue. |
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9:13 pm Thursday, 8th February, 2018
Jasonse
Roses are red . My nuts are blue because I love you |
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2:52 am Friday, 9th February, 2018
wedgeydog
roses are red violets are blue open your legs and i give you a screw ! |
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10:26 am Friday, 9th February, 2018
ararub69
If I have a chance to build even a small bamboo house inside the pussy I will.... So that I can taste and smell it every now and then... |
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1:15 pm Friday, 9th February, 2018
tillypaphos
I licked this envelope, you should have seen it, it was fucking sexy |
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4:21 pm Friday, 9th February, 2018
Schwango
Did you fall from Heaven? 'Cause I've got an erection! |
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8:44 pm Friday, 9th February, 2018
Naked69Devil
Rose are red , violets are blue! |
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1:42 am Saturday, 10th February, 2018
qceastdj
They always said I was hard headed come take a feel and see |
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1:52 am Saturday, 10th February, 2018
Blackfoot013
Let sunshine drip from your pussy lips as we ride the rails to valhallas sails and grind the hips in cadence slips, the skirt will rise above her thighs, a rocket launcher, orgasm. |
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8:52 am Saturday, 10th February, 2018
kkhatarkar77
Valentine's week lovers fun with each other ,but the winner of at last how have stick in hand as men's poll injoy with her hole but the winner of at last her hole fulfil with joy and fun. |
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11:03 am Saturday, 10th February, 2018
uniteanil
If u bite my lips or kis my neck, I promise to rip your fucking clothes off💕💕 |
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3:13 am Sunday, 11th February, 2018
angelwilson325
Baby can I suck your |
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5:05 am Sunday, 11th February, 2018
toddpezzoli
Your cock or mine. |
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5:22 am Sunday, 11th February, 2018
Loverboy47Auckland
Roses for u or pussy for me |
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5:24 am Sunday, 11th February, 2018
Loverboy47Auckland
Let's have a romantic walk along the beach and see what happens babe 😘😘😘 |
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5:42 am Sunday, 11th February, 2018
skydudetbbmd
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6:11 am Sunday, 11th February, 2018
patcholi
she offerd her honer he onerd her offer and all night long it was oner and off her |
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10:00 am Sunday, 11th February, 2018
neew1986
OWN that you will get your pussy from the flore long time POV POV |
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10:00 am Sunday, 11th February, 2018
neew1986
OWN that you will get your pussy from the flore long time POV POV |
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6:27 pm Sunday, 11th February, 2018
Liquors4u
Roses are red violets are blue |
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6:45 pm Sunday, 11th February, 2018
toberyleslie
I have the perfect heart ♥️ for you heart 💜 ON. |
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6:52 pm Sunday, 11th February, 2018
skydudetbbmd
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8:34 pm Sunday, 11th February, 2018
Spindoctor2
A rose that is red, i give to you; |
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1:37 am Monday, 12th February, 2018
Blazinone
Nice shoes, wanna fuck ? |
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4:07 am Monday, 12th February, 2018
deverebond
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11:43 am Monday, 12th February, 2018
murphybill74manchester
was ur dad a thief, coz he must of stole the stars out of the sky n put them in ur eyes |
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12:03 pm Monday, 12th February, 2018
nadsaway56
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'd be in heaven if i was deep inside you! |
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2:58 pm Monday, 12th February, 2018
FitMatureDom
Tradesman use the rear entrance😈 |
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3:17 pm Monday, 12th February, 2018
Nickoteen
Roses are red, Violets are blue, |
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9:33 pm Monday, 12th February, 2018
mistresspetra
Who cares about Valentines Day, take me any day I never say no! |
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8:59 am Tuesday, 13th February, 2018
busyman15
Lots of love for u and your lovely pussy |
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9:54 am Tuesday, 13th February, 2018
malkiabdessatar911
There is no love without sex !!!😘😳😍 |
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3:34 pm Tuesday, 13th February, 2018
ajsimmo61
Let u play with mmy balls if i can play with your rack |
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5:32 pm Tuesday, 13th February, 2018
Orallovr
Rose's are red violets are blue you suck me an I'll lick you we both cum then I'll fuck you |
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10:09 am Wednesday, 14th February, 2018
SiteAdminMaria
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5:18 pm Wednesday, 14th February, 2018
MJneedsBull
I'll lend you his ears, and that should be enough, for me to whisper in one, while your Bull cock, for my waiting Pussy, he will Fluff! |
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5:31 pm Wednesday, 14th February, 2018
MJneedsBull
DAMN!!! Should've saved it for next year! |
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9:56 pm Wednesday, 14th February, 2018
vikingshieldmaiden
Lick me, bite me, anyway you want me... |