Raunching up Romance with Vulgar Valentines - Your Dirty One-Liners

They Say guys only think with their Penises.... I'm waiting for you to blow my mind! 

"You been blowing me since the day I met you"

Getting fucked hard is not important. How to fuck hard really matter. 

Yes I am intrested

I'm interested!

If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together! 
I lost my phone number, could I have yours?
Your blow job blows me away!

The BEST thing you could have on you is ME!

As the past few years have come to pass Im becoming if not acutely aware of my big tit obsession. I really wish I had huge breasts so much that I really want to become the worlds most massive titted hefemales. Ive heard the best of everything but this is my identity strsuggle as I am 100% hetero I crave breasts to no end. What I would most enjoy doing is becoming the most massive titted hetero shemales out for womene alone

Our love as deep, the more i give to thee,  the more I have for us both to infinity, you and me, be my valentine xxxx

Roses are red,
My balls are blue,
May I cover your face
With my sticky man-glue?

"My love for you is as deep as your throat, as strong as those cuffs, and as warm as your freshly spanked ass.. Be my sub-valentine"

You should come back to my place and watch porn on my high definition mirror 

I can’t love you until you’re lying down 

 I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My Cock can reach

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a cock but would rather have 2!😱

Let's play Battleship.  I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me.

S exy
I nnocent
N aughty
G orgeus
L ustful
E xciting
👄💋👄

I'm like an old squirrel these days, can't remember where my nuts are... Can you help me find them?

too hot and sexy

Yes

Looking for a woman who enjoys giving bare naked bottom spankings to me in a discreet relationship ma’am 

We are a horny couple looking for a horny woman to join us if you have big boobs and a nice bum we could be a match

Xxx

Roses are Red, I love to give head. Violets are blue but not only to you, Let's get together and try something instead;  how about another couple in our bed.

Roses are red your balls are blue
Quick find yourself a chicky 
And have a mad screw

Happy velentain

A submissive cuckold suffers when even on Valentine’s Day someone else is banging his lady as a gift…But while watching he has lots of time to write her a nice Valentine’s card that expresses his true, conflicting feelings in an anagram:





HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY TO YOU MY DEAR, WITH LOVE💕
or anagrammed:
PAIN THAT YOU DO MY HOT WIVE VERY DEEP ANALLY!💔

When your lonely and feeling blue.
 Here’s a secret just for you.
 Click on my profile and say g’day
 I’m sure to reply with a cum let’s play 😊😍

Roses are red . My nuts are blue because I love you 

roses are red violets are blue open your legs and i give you a screw ! 

If I have a chance to build even a small bamboo house inside the pussy I will.... So that I can taste and smell it every now and then...

I licked this envelope, you should have seen it, it was fucking sexy

Did you fall from Heaven? 'Cause I've got an erection!

Rose are red , violets are blue!
You give the best head! You sucked till i blue! 

Roses are red, violets are blue! 
2ill you lick my post and swallow the goo?   
 
 Another good one would be a pop up card? When you open it a cock pops up! 

They always said I was hard headed come take a feel and see

Let sunshine drip from your pussy lips as we ride the rails to valhallas sails and grind the hips in cadence slips, the skirt will rise above her thighs, a rocket launcher, orgasm.

Valentine's week lovers fun with each other ,but the winner of at last how have stick in hand as men's poll injoy with her hole but the winner of at last her hole fulfil with joy and fun.

If u bite my lips or kis my neck, I promise to rip your fucking clothes off💕💕

Baby can I suck your 
DickOpen and its a set of big titties pop out

Your cock or mine. 

Roses for u  or  pussy for me

Let's have a romantic walk along the beach and see what happens babe 😘😘😘

Roses are red. Nuts are round. Skirts go up. Panties go down. Belly to belly. Skin to skin. When it's stiff, stick it in.

she offerd her honer he onerd her offer and all night long it was oner and off her

OWN that you will get your pussy from the flore long time POV POV

OWN that you will get your pussy from the flore long time POV POV

Roses are red violets are blue
I have tried anal can I try it with you

I have the perfect heart ♥️ for you heart 💜 ON.

Roses are red that much is true
but violets are purple not ***king blue. 
😉
🤗

A rose that is red, i give to you;
But shagging outside, has turned my cock blue.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck ?

roses are red
violets are blue, 
I gotta knife
get in the van

was ur dad a thief, coz he must of stole the stars out of the sky n put them in ur eyes

Roses are red, violets are blue. I'd be in heaven if i was deep inside you!

Tradesman use the rear entrance😈

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
If I am Yours, Will You be mine too?

Who cares about Valentines Day, take me any day I never say no!

Lots of love for u and your lovely pussy

There is no love without sex !!!😘😳😍

Let u play with mmy balls if i can play with your rack

Rose's are red violets are blue you suck me an I'll lick you we both cum then I'll fuck you 

Hey guys, 

Thanks to everyone that entered the competition! It’s been quite hard to pick winners as there was so many brilliant entries that gave us a chuckle but the following users can expect Lovehoney vouchers coming through to them later:
skydudetbbmd, darkdragonslair, OKOKOK1966, puss2cats.

M x

I'll lend you his ears, and that should be enough, for me to whisper in one, while your Bull cock, for my waiting Pussy, he will Fluff!

DAMN!!! Should've saved it for next year!

Lick me, bite me, anyway you want me...