"Tick-tock, I'm watching the clock
I can't wait til we get to rock
I wanna scream and dream and throw a love parade
Is that okay?"
I'm back with an awkward vengeance. What better way to start off the year by throwing myself back into the meat market? I've been out of commission for a year and a couple of weeks now. That's right folks. My self imposed sexual abstinence has stretched to this unimaginable proportion. It has come to a point where I just basically got tired of seeing dick pics of all shape, size and color and I just decided that's it, I'm done. The dating game has become so confusing and shady, it feels like I'm walking on a live set of Minecraft. But alas, I've decided to give hooks up another go.
Primetime is the most fitting song for me as I prowl around the site for something interesting. Something that'll just click. I know I'm rusty and I come with so many baggages but hey, I still want things drama free. Just pure unadulterated, unfiltered and epic fucking with a little bit of sensual and rough on the side. I do want someone who can ride along the intellectual wavelength without being categorized into rocket science level.
No holds barred, honest and fun DTF encounters are most welcome under my terms. I don't think that's too much to ask but hey, people are weird sometimes.
Anyone down?
"I know sometimes I’m mysterious
And you’re mysterious too
But tonight, I don't wanna be mysterious with you"
