OK I have a cold and I am man - now how many people, actually women, will leap to the conclusion that I have 'man flu' and decide that I am being useless! men of Britain - do not be tarred with the same oily brush! The truth is I do feel crap but I am working, taking the drugs and keeping my pecker up - well at least my spirits. See it can be done! Any other behaviour is not acceptable - although I am avoiding the office so I don't spread the germs...is there a cold and flu condom you have tomwear over your head? Wasn't there an invention to cover up door handles? These and many more questions...all sympathy gladly accepted.