The lighter side of the lifestyle!

cpttightpants

These are the quirky things that people don’t really tell you about swinging or the ‘lifestyle’. We have learned them from our experiences, all of which have been great.
The laundry – I am a squirter so a ‘meet’ usually requires clean bed linen before the gentleman arrives and a change of duvet, sheet and a flip of the mattress when he has gone.
Awkward conversations – usually post-sex when the guy is left with Hubby while I shower, waiting for a taxi and sometimes the morning after. The conversations are awkward because maybe I am the only thing they have in common and I normally tell the other guy how much better they are in bed than my hubby.
Sleeping arrangements – in our inexperience (our first meet) we didn’t check whether our guest would be able to get home and the 3 of us ended up sleeping in a small double bed. I was the meat in a very hot and tight sandwich!
Finding the man – this does not mean the search on the website, messaging and swapping pics. It actually refers to the times my hubby has had to go to the tube station, the railway station , wait on the main road and on one occasion run to the Olympia to find a man who doesn’t know the area and / is lost.
The neighbours – knowing that the neighbours are confused/afraid to ask why there are sex noises (and I am quite loud) coming from our house when they have just seen one of our visitors arrive or why there are sex noises coming from our house when they know my husband is away/on a night out/at work.
None of these things would be enough for us to give up the fun we have swinging.

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