So I finally get someone to converse with on this site...
hi... picture...
hi... picture...
do you like to lick shaved fannies?... [Well this I thought should be responded to with an emoji...I mean heck I don't get this "pretending to be a dog" behaviour... you know, it takes building up to and all that, right? You'd have to be in the situation. Believe it or not, when I'm walking around Sainbury's cunnilingus just doesn't seem like what I'd like to be doing - call me pathetic, but it's the truth. I need time to get in the mood, at least 10 minutes!! That said I gave an encouraging emoji which seemed like how to avoid lying at the time.]
Are you a couple? - after checking the profile I'm like - hey, it sounds like a cheeky 1:1. And I'm not sure if I like dishonesty.
Oh, she says, he's working away...horny... how far away are you... etc...
Well, I says, we could meet a few days hence [he's thinking it might be interesting].
Now! she says. Well I say I can't.
Now, or I'll find someone who will. She says.
I'm like: hey baby, keep my number and later.... maybe...
Loser! She says and blocks me. And I'm like WTF!
