Win a Prize by Showing Us What’s In A Name For Beans N Franks Day

8:43 am Thursday, 13^th July, 2017

I have some Amazon Gift Cards and Free Memberships up for grabs again so to be in with a chance of winning all you have to do is tell me what name you would give to your naughty bits and write it in the comments. Who knows, you may have a name for them already!

Joining in each year as part of National Hot Dog Month, July 13th is known as National Beans ‘N’ Franks Day and those that celebrate it are known as ‘beanie weenies’. It may be that I have worked here too long…or perhaps I just have a dirty mind…but doesn’t this national day sound a bit naughty with euphemisms aplenty?

So this got me thinking - what word did people use for "vagina" in 1714? Or for "testicles" in 1300? Along with the rest of language, sex terminology has been evolving since humans started talking.

I did more digging and discovered an interesting fact: In pre-contact Hawaiian culture, everyone had public names for their genitals. Hawaiian royalty and commoners alike had their own genital chants, which described their sex organs both figuratively and literally. Called mele ma‘is, the genital chants were a celebration of the future generations men and women would sire.

Sounds pretty regal hey, plus naming your genitals sounds a lot better than this euphemistic va-jay-jay business.

So that brings me to…drum roll please…SiteAdminMaria’s Beans ’N’ Franks Day Name Your Nethers Competition! Bit of a mouthful but you get the idea.

So, whether you come up with something flamboyant like ‘The Whang of Wizardry’, ‘The Taco of Titillation’….or simply feel like calling it ‘Nigel’, write your nether names in the comments below. Who knows, it could bring you good fortune.

Competition ends at Midnight on Monday 17th July and winners will be announced on Tuesday 18th July.

Good luck everybody.

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	8:51 am Wednesday, 19^th July, 2017 SiteAdminMaria Ok guys, time to announce the winners. Thanks to everyone who took part. The names you can up with were fantastic and hilarious. Euphemisms aplenty!brbrSo….drumroll please….brbrCONGRATULATIONS TO:brbrjaneandmartin13, blackthrobbinator, Passiondesigner123, Lovesea and Hunnicum1, your new nether powers have won you all an Amazon Gift Card.brbrTPKUK, flirtylady2002, Daz1aa and LatexTorpedoTits, you have all picked yourself up a month of free VIP membership.brbrHope you enjoy your goodies guys. Have a great week and I will be back soon with more goodies up for grabs.brbrM x
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