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Win a Prize by Showing Us What’s In A Name For Beans N Franks Day

8:43 am Thursday, 13th July, 2017

I have some Amazon Gift Cards and Free Memberships up for grabs again so to be in with a chance of winning all you have to do is tell me what name you would give to your naughty bits and write it in the comments. Who knows, you may have a name for them already!

Joining in each year as part of National Hot Dog Month, July 13th is known as National Beans ‘N’ Franks Day and those that celebrate it are known as ‘beanie weenies’. It may be that I have worked here too long…or perhaps I just have a dirty mind…but doesn’t this national day sound a bit naughty with euphemisms aplenty?

So this got me thinking - what word did people use for "vagina" in 1714? Or for "testicles" in 1300? Along with the rest of language, sex terminology has been evolving since humans started talking. 

I did more digging and discovered an interesting fact: In pre-contact Hawaiian culture, everyone had public names for their genitals. Hawaiian royalty and commoners alike had their own genital chants, which described their sex organs both figuratively and literally. Called mele ma‘is, the genital chants were a celebration of the future generations men and women would sire. 

Sounds pretty regal hey, plus naming your genitals sounds a lot better than this euphemistic va-jay-jay business.

So that brings me to…drum roll please…SiteAdminMaria’s Beans ’N’ Franks Day Name Your Nethers Competition! Bit of a mouthful but you get the idea.

So, whether you come up with something flamboyant like ‘The Whang of Wizardry’, ‘The Taco of Titillation’….or simply feel like calling it ‘Nigel’, write your nether names in the comments below. Who knows, it could bring you good fortune. 

Competition ends at Midnight on Monday 17th July and winners will be announced on Tuesday 18th July.

Good luck everybody.

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Comments
9:03 am Thursday, 13th July, 2017

Hi there my dick was called kenny by my wife cause he hides in his hood 

9:25 am Thursday, 13th July, 2017

Pork n beans beans n wieners 

9:37 am Thursday, 13th July, 2017

most women call mine OMG, I call it Nelson as it only has one eye and just loves to be kissed.

 2 people like this

9:40 am Thursday, 13th July, 2017

Banana man, because when I eat a banana a transformation occurs

10:24 am Thursday, 13th July, 2017


GEORGE.  That would be my dicks new name. remember the famous line from the movies? 

"I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him................"😂😂😂😂

 2 people like this

10:48 am Thursday, 13th July, 2017

hi, an ex used to call my cock "ghandi" because she thought that it looked like Sir Ben Kingsley? it was about the same time he brought out the film "sexy beast" so the nickname stuck.
My balls have more hair than him now though!

11:27 am Thursday, 13th July, 2017

My cock has variously been called:
- Gordon (my middle name)
- The Red Sword
- Purple Headed Jester

12:28 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

my ex called my cock
 -the machine
 -bazuka

12:29 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

I would name my cock "Pablo Escobar" - lethal yet charismatic. Wanted across the globe due to the production and distribution of an addictive white substance.

 1 people like this

12:53 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

I would name mine euphamia twat....which I think is rather regal but as it is I call it my nooni lol

 1 people like this

1:12 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

I named mine Ronaldinho because it can lob seaman from 40 yards;)

 1 people like this

1:19 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

Mines been called the magic wand 

2:47 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

i call mine BATMAN .  the women loves it when the DARK KNIGHT rises 😜😝

 1 people like this

2:54 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

Got to say that there are some fantastic answers coming in already. 😂😂😂

3:26 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

put that big toad in my Yorkshire pudding haha  😀

 1 people like this

3:35 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

I call Tim's cock Broad Sword and he calls my pussy Danny Boy... that way if either of us is horny and want it we email, text of if we are in public say "broad sword calling Danny Boy" .    Then we both know we are getting some lol.   It's a quote from a movie!

 1 people like this

4:11 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

I call mine Little Big Short Arse lol cos its big but on a short are is me lol

4:16 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

I would call. Mine jack hammer cause it keeps pounding away

4:17 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

We call it as The Wolf its coming from a cool 3d slim short that he got from me around 9 years ago and looked very noughty in it.

4:35 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

Sex with  soraya

4:39 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

beans and wennies

4:47 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

The one eyed monster! Ahhhhh!!

4:51 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

DJ

4:56 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

( Jabherjaws ) it speaks for its self or rather not !

5:13 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

Hello how are you

5:16 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

ipie

5:25 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

Venus`s honeypot AND Ballocks

5:26 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

Benny and the Jets

5:27 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

 Alvin!!!!!!

5:27 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

 Willy Wonka and the everlasting gobstopper's

5:45 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

Peewee's

5:46 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

Limb and the peewee's

5:52 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

I call mine potted meat

5:53 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

Baron Von BratwurstWhich means the warrior who has wild adventures, and is known for his many spiritual healing powers of great glory and honor.

6:08 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

Factor 50. Because it's getting about the same amount of use just now😱

6:11 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

look im a lean mean sex machine and i will lend any girl a fuck as long as they pay me back im on 1 of your other sites and i was getting a lot of hits so i updated how about a free try on this one please and if it works i will sign up because now one is replying on the other since i updated please

6:18 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

Mr. Wriggly & Ladybusiness

6:30 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

Mr tiddlie winks and Mrs snatchalot 

6:32 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

Hi - my cock has been called 'Winston' (after Winston Churchill) ever since my wife first saw it erect - she said it reminded her of a photo of Churchill in a roll-neck jumper on the bridge of a Royal Navy ship she had seen in a history nook at school!
😱

6:41 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

Old stick and balls

6:43 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

Poker Hontas and the little plums (when red/pink), or cheese and biscuits if not recently washed (rare, honestly!)

6:49 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

William the Cumqueror

 1 people like this

7:34 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

my round balls and long cucumber warrior🦍

 1 people like this

7:39 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

Sir Risealot Cumming

8:24 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

Venus's honeypot (1714)
Ballocks (1300)

8:40 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

BeanieBeanie beans 💤
Pork 🕺🏽

8:54 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

well I call mine a stick of dynamite because it liked to explode here there and everywhere 

9:27 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

Aat first glance, mine has "WOG" tattooed on it but when it's hard it's clear 2 see he's named after my home town, "Wollongong"

9:27 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

Mine is the Hammer of Thor

9:52 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

The Punisher

9:58 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

Oscar - Always needs to be polished and put out on display

9:58 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

mine's comes with an instruction paper which states, " If at first you don't suck seed, keep sucking..." x

 1 people like this

10:07 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

I call it eating at the y

10:16 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

The Trouser Snake - It spits at you.

10:45 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

hi all mine is called percy because thats what my mum called it'lol..so it just stuck with me hehe'..

10:46 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

The General 😉

10:49 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

Obi wang kenobi the force is strong with this one 

 1 people like this

11:02 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

People  call mine Beyoncé- because it goes to the left, to the left

11:35 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017

The Gigantic Titanic I'm going down and will sink into you:)🚢

12:10 am Friday, 14th July, 2017

van camps

12:51 am Friday, 14th July, 2017

My wife good rest her soul called hers monkey and my cock was a banana

1:04 am Friday, 14th July, 2017

BEST FRIEND

1:18 am Friday, 14th July, 2017

"meat & 2 veg"
😱

1:19 am Friday, 14th July, 2017

The crown jewels
🤗

1:20 am Friday, 14th July, 2017

wedding tackle
😘

1:22 am Friday, 14th July, 2017

 mr schlong
😳

1:23 am Friday, 14th July, 2017

For vagina, I like and always use "Sacred Satchel" - a "purse" where sacred objects are placed = inserted, - and used and taken "out" when necessary!!!
Leo.

1:26 am Friday, 14th July, 2017

Oscar - it likes to be polished to a shine😀

 1 people like this

2:03 am Friday, 14th July, 2017

My dick is called limp bizkit when it's locked in it's cage or when it's out it's called thunderstruck

2:59 am Friday, 14th July, 2017

Sausage and eggs

3:16 am Friday, 14th July, 2017

Juicy organge boobs with deep cherry pussy 

 1 people like this

3:43 am Friday, 14th July, 2017

HAFUSH

5:22 am Friday, 14th July, 2017

Mine is called the Gentleman because it gets up whenever a lady enters the room...

 4 people like this

6:22 am Friday, 14th July, 2017

One of my former GFs with whom I stay in contact has now taken to calling my manhood "Arby" because, as the commercial proclaims, "I have the MEAT!" 
I can't watch any of those TV spots without grinning, and I can't explain why to relatives who ask! 

6:40 am Friday, 14th July, 2017

Gigantic Titanic 

6:58 am Friday, 14th July, 2017

Mine is pogostick simply because everyone loves to bounce on it. 😬

9:59 am Friday, 14th July, 2017

Majority of women say my dick is a BLACK VUVUZELA,cos it thick long and hard to arouse thier fantasies.

12:17 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017

My little soldier, always stands to attention and always ready for action.

 2 people like this

12:19 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017

Call my penis mr boogie (always making it dance) 

12:24 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017

"The one eyed butt sniffin´ snake and bofa"

12:24 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017

"The one eyed butt sniffin´ snake and bofa"

12:24 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017

"The one eyed butt sniffin´ snake and bofa"

12:27 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017

We'll call mine. THE SEX ATHLETE!!! He always cuts first!  Lol

3:07 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017

One is my rifle,one is my gun,one is for  fightn, one is for fun!!

3:19 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017

Jake the trouser snake

3:56 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017

Unclaimed tydus / power porter 

5:00 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017

Hi I'm ed I'm New on here I would call my cock a baseball bat and my nuts baseballs

5:34 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017

Sad but true I've always called mine The Pocket Rocket🚀

5:34 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017

Sad but true I've always called mine The Pocket Rocket🚀

5:53 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017

My wife refers to mine as her "little man" until she's gagging for it then it seems to be "get your big cock inside me now!" 😈

6:21 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017

I call mine Mr Guilt .... 😂😉

7:09 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017

He was named mostly "animal", probably for his animalistic use lol
I call him sir because he is a proud hero with class and manners 😉

 1 people like this

7:32 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017

Wilson 

9:03 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017

I call my husband's cock my blankie coz i like to play with it it comforts me 😁

9:19 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017

Badgers Nadger!

10:06 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017

We always called it a squeeny

10:31 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017

My cock and ball story 

10:53 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017

my missus called my dick obiwang because it was like a light saber never faded 

11:41 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017

An ex g/f always called me 'big boy' which I liked 😉
Funnily enough we're good friends now & she's married ... she doesn't call me that now 😉 (well not in front of her husband ...)

1:21 am Saturday, 15th July, 2017

Employee of the month

1:31 am Saturday, 15th July, 2017

The love salami 😈

2:16 am Saturday, 15th July, 2017

Mine tool is been called "Big Boss" 😀

3:41 am Saturday, 15th July, 2017

Everyone knows him, haters and lovers combined; The `Just-in Beaver' 
😈

3:41 am Saturday, 15th July, 2017

Everyone knows him, haters and lovers combined; The `Just-in Beaver' 
😈

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6:20 am Saturday, 15th July, 2017

Bushman

8:24 am Saturday, 15th July, 2017

I will call her the vaginator.. She will be back and just keeps coming and coming... Back for more.. 

9:11 am Saturday, 15th July, 2017

The hammer

9:48 am Saturday, 15th July, 2017

Venus’s honeypot & ballocks

12:42 pm Saturday, 15th July, 2017

My ex called my Dick her sonic screwdriver and I called her pussy the TARDIS because it's bigger on the inside 😂

1:26 pm Saturday, 15th July, 2017

Narnia hers ...mine  Anaconda king of the snakes

3:41 pm Saturday, 15th July, 2017

mine is mutley as its a bit like a dog love to get into anything wet 

4:47 pm Saturday, 15th July, 2017

Meet and 2 veg with creem 

5:00 pm Saturday, 15th July, 2017

As I shave the hair on my head as well as my tackle, I call him Mini Me   ;)n

6:09 pm Saturday, 15th July, 2017

Shaven Haven

7:26 pm Saturday, 15th July, 2017

Rock the Cock and Virginia the Vagina 

7:02 am Sunday, 16th July, 2017

swordpenice with rosepussy

9:02 am Sunday, 16th July, 2017

"My little friend" not that he's too little 😀

11:50 am Sunday, 16th July, 2017

Well I call him Mr Cumberland like the sausage!!! 

1:42 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

My Flogged Dolphin needs some of your Probiotic Pounding Cream, my Abhorrent Ass-Angler!!

1:46 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

My Mad Hatter will go crazy in your Wonderland!!

3:19 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

the  DICK of cards  and  pritty PUSSY CAT goes to COCK hen chicken

4:17 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

Doggy Pussy

4:18 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

My Cute

4:41 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

'John Thomas' is an obvious good old one.

4:42 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

'SpagBalls'

4:49 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

'Dick's Home' for a lady

4:50 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

My 'Pen and Paper' for a man

4:52 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

'Fire and Ice' for a man (cf. Pat Benatar)

4:54 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

'Thomas Shelter' and 'Dick's Shelter' for a lady

4:56 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

'Horny Little Devil' for a man

4:57 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

'Steak & Chips' for a man

4:59 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

'Schlong' for a man

5:00 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

'Schlort'

5:00 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

'Schledium'

5:05 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

'Snake Nest' or 'Snake Den' for a lady.

5:07 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

'Tom, Dick & Harry' for a man

5:08 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

My 'Red Arrow' for a man

5:10 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

'mi amigo' for a man [my friend in spanish]

5:11 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

'Beef and Dumplings'

5:17 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

'Beef e bolinhos' and 'Carne e bolinhos' [portuguese]

7:29 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

Donkey and Cart

7:30 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

Checheca for a lady

7:31 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

Buceta for a lady

7:32 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

Warm Clutch for lady

7:33 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

Stick or Gearstick for a man

7:33 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

Horse & Cart

7:34 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017

Nest for a lady

5:22 am Monday, 17th July, 2017

Elder wand (in harry potter)

5:51 am Monday, 17th July, 2017

Bumpy ride

9:06 am Monday, 17th July, 2017

Cockroach!...

9:08 am Monday, 17th July, 2017

I meant Cocktoe!...

11:51 am Monday, 17th July, 2017

Loch ness monster

5:01 pm Monday, 17th July, 2017

what about these ones
- Just in beaver
- Womb raider
- Jurassic pork😂😂😂

6:44 am Tuesday, 18th July, 2017

Pole-Plug n play
Pussy Creamer
Rode Piper

10:29 am Tuesday, 18th July, 2017

Penis fly trap (vagina)
Yoghurt slinger (penis)

5:46 pm Tuesday, 18th July, 2017

DIGGER

5:47 pm Tuesday, 18th July, 2017

DIGGER (AS TO DIG AND BRING OUT THE DARKEST DESIRE A WOMEN HAD)

8:29 pm Tuesday, 18th July, 2017

my over eager hole plugger

8:51 am Wednesday, 19th July, 2017

Ok guys, time to announce the winners. Thanks to everyone who took part. The names you can up with were fantastic and hilarious. Euphemisms aplenty!

So….drumroll please….

CONGRATULATIONS TO:

janeandmartin13, blackthrobbinator, Passiondesigner123, Lovesea and Hunnicum1, your new nether powers have won you all an Amazon Gift Card.

TPKUK, flirtylady2002, Daz1aa and LatexTorpedoTits, you have all picked yourself up a month of free VIP membership.

Hope you enjoy your goodies guys. Have a great week and I will be back soon with more goodies up for grabs.

M x

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9:12 am Wednesday, 19th July, 2017

my protein dispenser

7:33 pm Thursday, 20th July, 2017

WOW an amazon card 4 me........ cool

10:28 pm Sunday, 23rd July, 2017

Flower x

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