I have some Amazon Gift Cards and Free Memberships up for grabs again so to be in with a chance of winning all you have to do is tell me what name you would give to your naughty bits and write it in the comments. Who knows, you may have a name for them already!
Joining in each year as part of National Hot Dog Month, July 13th is known as National Beans ‘N’ Franks Day and those that celebrate it are known as ‘beanie weenies’. It may be that I have worked here too long…or perhaps I just have a dirty mind…but doesn’t this national day sound a bit naughty with euphemisms aplenty?
So this got me thinking - what word did people use for "vagina" in 1714? Or for "testicles" in 1300? Along with the rest of language, sex terminology has been evolving since humans started talking.
I did more digging and discovered an interesting fact: In pre-contact Hawaiian culture, everyone had public names for their genitals. Hawaiian royalty and commoners alike had their own genital chants, which described their sex organs both figuratively and literally. Called mele ma‘is, the genital chants were a celebration of the future generations men and women would sire.
Sounds pretty regal hey, plus naming your genitals sounds a lot better than this euphemistic va-jay-jay business.
So that brings me to…drum roll please…SiteAdminMaria’s Beans ’N’ Franks Day Name Your Nethers Competition! Bit of a mouthful but you get the idea.
So, whether you come up with something flamboyant like ‘The Whang of Wizardry’, ‘The Taco of Titillation’….or simply feel like calling it ‘Nigel’, write your nether names in the comments below. Who knows, it could bring you good fortune.
Competition ends at Midnight on Monday 17th July and winners will be announced on Tuesday 18th July.
Good luck everybody.
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9:03 am Thursday, 13th July, 2017
Hi there my dick was called kenny by my wife cause he hides in his hood |
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9:37 am Thursday, 13th July, 2017
most women call mine OMG, I call it Nelson as it only has one eye and just loves to be kissed. |
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10:48 am Thursday, 13th July, 2017
hi, an ex used to call my cock "ghandi" because she thought that it looked like Sir Ben Kingsley? it was about the same time he brought out the film "sexy beast" so the nickname stuck. |
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12:28 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
my ex called my cock |
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1:12 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
I named mine Ronaldinho because it can lob seaman from 40 yards;) |
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2:47 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
i call mine BATMAN . the women loves it when the DARK KNIGHT rises 😜😝 |
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2:54 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
Got to say that there are some fantastic answers coming in already. 😂😂😂 |
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3:26 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
put that big toad in my Yorkshire pudding haha 😀 |
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4:11 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
I call mine Little Big Short Arse lol cos its big but on a short are is me lol |
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4:16 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
I would call. Mine jack hammer cause it keeps pounding away |
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4:35 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
Sex with soraya |
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4:39 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
beans and wennies |
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4:47 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
The one eyed monster! Ahhhhh!! |
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4:56 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
( Jabherjaws ) it speaks for its self or rather not ! |
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5:13 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
Hello how are you |
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5:16 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
ipie |
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5:26 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
Benny and the Jets |
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5:27 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
Alvin!!!!!! |
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5:27 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
Willy Wonka and the everlasting gobstopper's |
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5:45 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
Peewee's |
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5:46 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
Limb and the peewee's |
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5:52 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
I call mine potted meat |
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6:08 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
Factor 50. Because it's getting about the same amount of use just now😱 |
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6:11 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
look im a lean mean sex machine and i will lend any girl a fuck as long as they pay me back im on 1 of your other sites and i was getting a lot of hits so i updated how about a free try on this one please and if it works i will sign up because now one is replying on the other since i updated please |
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6:18 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
Mr. Wriggly & Ladybusiness |
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6:41 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
Old stick and balls |
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6:49 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
William the Cumqueror |
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7:34 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
my round balls and long cucumber warrior🦍 |
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7:39 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
Sir Risealot Cumming |
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8:24 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
Venus's honeypot (1714) |
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8:40 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
BeanieBeanie beans 💤 |
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8:54 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
well I call mine a stick of dynamite because it liked to explode here there and everywhere |
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9:27 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
Aat first glance, mine has "WOG" tattooed on it but when it's hard it's clear 2 see he's named after my home town, "Wollongong" |
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9:52 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
The Punisher |
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9:58 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
Oscar - Always needs to be polished and put out on display |
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9:58 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
mine's comes with an instruction paper which states, " If at first you don't suck seed, keep sucking..." x |
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10:07 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
I call it eating at the y |
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10:16 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
The Trouser Snake - It spits at you. |
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10:49 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
Obi wang kenobi the force is strong with this one |
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11:02 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
People call mine Beyoncé- because it goes to the left, to the left |
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11:35 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2017
The Gigantic Titanic I'm going down and will sink into you:)🚢 |
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12:10 am Friday, 14th July, 2017
van camps |
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1:04 am Friday, 14th July, 2017
BEST FRIEND |
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1:23 am Friday, 14th July, 2017
For vagina, I like and always use "Sacred Satchel" - a "purse" where sacred objects are placed = inserted, - and used and taken "out" when necessary!!! |
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1:26 am Friday, 14th July, 2017
Oscar - it likes to be polished to a shine😀 |
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2:03 am Friday, 14th July, 2017
My dick is called limp bizkit when it's locked in it's cage or when it's out it's called thunderstruck |
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2:59 am Friday, 14th July, 2017
Sausage and eggs |
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3:16 am Friday, 14th July, 2017
Juicy organge boobs with deep cherry pussy |
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3:43 am Friday, 14th July, 2017
HAFUSH |
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6:40 am Friday, 14th July, 2017
Gigantic Titanic |
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6:58 am Friday, 14th July, 2017
Mine is pogostick simply because everyone loves to bounce on it. 😬 |
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9:59 am Friday, 14th July, 2017
Majority of women say my dick is a BLACK VUVUZELA,cos it thick long and hard to arouse thier fantasies. |
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12:19 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017
Call my penis mr boogie (always making it dance) |
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12:24 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017
"The one eyed butt sniffin´ snake and bofa" |
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12:24 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017
"The one eyed butt sniffin´ snake and bofa" |
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12:24 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017
"The one eyed butt sniffin´ snake and bofa" |
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3:07 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017
One is my rifle,one is my gun,one is for fightn, one is for fun!! |
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3:56 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017
Unclaimed tydus power porter |
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5:00 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017
Hi I'm ed I'm New on here I would call my cock a baseball bat and my nuts baseballs |
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5:34 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017
Sad but true I've always called mine The Pocket Rocket🚀 |
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5:34 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017
Sad but true I've always called mine The Pocket Rocket🚀 |
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5:53 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017
My wife refers to mine as her "little man" until she's gagging for it then it seems to be "get your big cock inside me now!" 😈 |
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6:21 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017
I call mine Mr Guilt .... 😂😉 |
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7:32 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017
Wilson |
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9:03 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017
I call my husband's cock my blankie coz i like to play with it it comforts me 😁 |
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9:19 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017
Badgers Nadger! |
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10:53 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017
my missus called my dick obiwang because it was like a light saber never faded |
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11:41 pm Friday, 14th July, 2017
An ex gf always called me 'big boy' which I liked 😉 |
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1:21 am Saturday, 15th July, 2017
Employee of the month |
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3:41 am Saturday, 15th July, 2017
Everyone knows him, haters and lovers combined; The `Just-in Beaver' |
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3:41 am Saturday, 15th July, 2017
Everyone knows him, haters and lovers combined; The `Just-in Beaver' |
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9:11 am Saturday, 15th July, 2017
The hammer |
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12:42 pm Saturday, 15th July, 2017
My ex called my Dick her sonic screwdriver and I called her pussy the TARDIS because it's bigger on the inside 😂 |
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1:26 pm Saturday, 15th July, 2017
Narnia hers ...mine Anaconda king of the snakes |
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4:47 pm Saturday, 15th July, 2017
Meet and 2 veg with creem |
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5:00 pm Saturday, 15th July, 2017
As I shave the hair on my head as well as my tackle, I call him Mini Me ;)n |
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7:02 am Sunday, 16th July, 2017
swordpenice with rosepussy |
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3:19 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
the DICK of cards and pritty PUSSY CAT goes to COCK hen chicken |
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4:17 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
Doggy Pussy |
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4:18 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
My Cute |
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4:41 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
'John Thomas' is an obvious good old one. |
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4:42 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
'SpagBalls' |
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4:49 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
'Dick's Home' for a lady |
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4:50 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
My 'Pen and Paper' for a man |
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4:52 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
'Fire and Ice' for a man (cf. Pat Benatar) |
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4:54 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
'Thomas Shelter' and 'Dick's Shelter' for a lady |
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4:56 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
'Horny Little Devil' for a man |
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4:57 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
'Steak & Chips' for a man |
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4:59 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
'Schlong' for a man |
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5:00 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
'Schlort' |
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5:00 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
'Schledium' |
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5:05 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
'Snake Nest' or 'Snake Den' for a lady. |
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5:07 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
'Tom, Dick & Harry' for a man |
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5:08 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
My 'Red Arrow' for a man |
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5:10 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
'mi amigo' for a man [my friend in spanish] |
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5:11 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
'Beef and Dumplings' |
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5:17 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
'Beef e bolinhos' and 'Carne e bolinhos' [portuguese] |
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7:29 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
Donkey and Cart |
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7:30 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
Checheca for a lady |
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7:31 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
Buceta for a lady |
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7:32 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
Warm Clutch for lady |
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7:33 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
Stick or Gearstick for a man |
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7:33 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
Horse & Cart |
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7:34 pm Sunday, 16th July, 2017
Nest for a lady |
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5:22 am Monday, 17th July, 2017
Elder wand (in harry potter) |
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5:51 am Monday, 17th July, 2017
Bumpy ride |
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5:01 pm Monday, 17th July, 2017
what about these ones |
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6:44 am Tuesday, 18th July, 2017
Pole-Plug n play |
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10:29 am Tuesday, 18th July, 2017
Penis fly trap (vagina) |
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8:29 pm Tuesday, 18th July, 2017
my over eager hole plugger |
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8:51 am Wednesday, 19th July, 2017
Ok guys, time to announce the winners. Thanks to everyone who took part. The names you can up with were fantastic and hilarious. Euphemisms aplenty!brbrSo….drumroll please….brbrCONGRATULATIONS TO:brbrjaneandmartin13, blackthrobbinator, Passiondesigner123, Lovesea and Hunnicum1, your new nether powers have won you all an Amazon Gift Card.brbrTPKUK, flirtylady2002, Daz1aa and LatexTorpedoTits, you have all picked yourself up a month of free VIP membership.brbrHope you enjoy your goodies guys. Have a great week and I will be back soon with more goodies up for grabs.brbrM x |
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10:28 pm Sunday, 23rd July, 2017
Flower x |
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9:32 pm Wednesday, 26th July, 2017
My sex is called “Rodger Ram Jet”. It does what it says on the tin, lol. |
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8:44 pm Saturday, 29th July, 2017
My film title is simple |
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8:53 pm Saturday, 29th July, 2017
My film title is 'The Naughty Nineties' 😳😂 |
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12:39 am Friday, 3rd November, 2017
The Badger's Nadger |
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12:43 am Friday, 3rd November, 2017
The Badgers Nadger |
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6:40 am Thursday, 12th April, 2018
I would love to hook up with couple |
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6:40 am Thursday, 12th April, 2018
I would love to hook up with couple |
