Lewd limericks to amuse you on a wet day!

7:26 am Friday, 9th June, 2017

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There was a young girl named AvrilWho wanted to try having anal,She said I do hope your lovely cock,is long and hard as rock,
my cheeks are open wide;So that you can get inside,I want you to go so hard and deep,It almost makes me weep,I want to fill me with so much cum,That it trickles out of my bum,And when next you desire a posterior.Remember mine is superior!

There was young chap named Bob.Who really liked a blow job,So when his girl said" let's fuck",He replied " i'd rather you suck"So put my cock in your gob!
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