Let the Light Come In

Lights On or Lights Off?

This counts among the important questions I would ask of a prospective date. From observation, most guys aren't too happy being in the dark. I don't know, I feel it would be a good time to harness their heat-seeking abilities or even night vision. However, this might not work for the more mature folks who can't be in the buff without their bifocals.

So, illumination should be in place then, but by golly! Can there be more options than the red-orange lights in a motel room or the glare of a TV screen that looks like it's got hepatitis?

Personally, I really cannot stand bright lights. It feels too clinical, like I am in a hospital room and a group of docs and interns are coming in to examine me (Ah! FANTASY alert.). Maybe I can go with that hospital theme, just that no one blurt, 'Scalpel?'

One other place that those fluorescent lights remind me of is the office and my prison-like cube. So I do not wish that either my OB-GYN or my boss come to mind, so please, let's keep the lighting...light. It helps make the mismatched bra and panties less obvious.

I have yet to meet a woman who would demand more lights. Has anyone here has? I think it's a matter of conditioning.

As for sources of light, I think the best is natural, morning light. I love how early morning light filters through the drapes, how it reminds you of how busy the world outside is starting, and yet here you are, in bed, in the nude. And if I were to add one more thing to the picture, it is the feel of a man's hard on during his walking moments. (Swoon!)

And just for the appreciation of morning, along with morning wood, I think more people should consider meeting during the wee hours after midnight. (The Uber surge would surely gone down by then in the event of a last-minute booty call).

(Next up...some ideas for lighting to spice up a sexy meetup.)

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