Win a Prize with a Dirty Word - It's Competition Time!

8:52 am Thursday, 1^st June, 2017

I've been thinking...what if there was a 'Pornetic' Alphabet?

Some letters of the alphabet sound the same and sometimes it can be difficult to hear what a person is saying, especially in a noisy place or on the telephone. The phonetic alphabet is a list of words used to identify letters in a message transmitted by radio, telephone and encrypted messages. Our support team sometimes use this to crack the spelling of some of the more creative usernames of members while speaking on the telephone. The cogs in my head began turning...and a smutty concept was born!

So, I had a go (my efforts were quite terrible as you will see) and I thought about what a fun competition this could be. Check out the image below and you will see a gap next to six of the letters. All you have to do is come up with a word to fill in these gaps and write them in the blog comments.

You can try one or all of them, it's completely up to you. There is a prize for each of the missing letters (D, H, J, L, R, and Z), and the winners will be selected from the best answers. Remember, the harder the letter, the more chance you have of winning as less people will try it. Now who is going to be brave and tackle that 'Z'?

Competition closes at midnight on 5th June. Winners will be announced on Tuesday 6th June.

Good luck everybody

M x

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	10:24 am Tuesday, 6^th June, 2017 SiteAdminMaria Right, you sexy things, it's time to announce the winners. You can find the words to complete our ‘pornetic alphabet’, the usernames of the winners, and the prizes below. brbrD - Dogging - buskstop32 (Amazon Gift Card)brH - Horny - kteesmiffy (1 Month of Free VIP Membership)brJ - Joystick - 121tigger (Amazon Gift Card)brL - Lick - hgman - (Amazon Gift Card)brR - Roleplay - DNSX1981 (1 month of Free VIP Membership)brZ - Zipper Dinner - joedoe007 (Amazon Gift Card)brbrHope you enjoy your goodies guys. Have a great week and I will be back soon with more goodies up for grabs.brbrM x
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	4:47 pm Wednesday, 18^th September, 2019 rajindia82 GHAPA-GHAP

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