I've been thinking...what if there was a 'Pornetic' Alphabet?
Some letters of the alphabet sound the same and sometimes it can be difficult to hear what a person is saying, especially in a noisy place or on the telephone. The phonetic alphabet is a list of words used to identify letters in a message transmitted by radio, telephone and encrypted messages. Our support team sometimes use this to crack the spelling of some of the more creative usernames of members while speaking on the telephone. The cogs in my head began turning...and a smutty concept was born!
So, I had a go (my efforts were quite terrible as you will see) and I thought about what a fun competition this could be. Check out the image below and you will see a gap next to six of the letters. All you have to do is come up with a word to fill in these gaps and write them in the blog comments.
You can try one or all of them, it's completely up to you. There is a prize for each of the missing letters (D, H, J, L, R, and Z), and the winners will be selected from the best answers. Remember, the harder the letter, the more chance you have of winning as less people will try it. Now who is going to be brave and tackle that 'Z'?
Competition closes at midnight on 5th June. Winners will be announced on Tuesday 6th June.
Good luck everybody
M x
9:11 am Thursday, 1st June, 2017
R-Randy |
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9:47 am Thursday, 1st June, 2017
D-deepthroat |
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11:06 am Thursday, 1st June, 2017
Dogging, Horny, Jerking, Lactating, Rimming, Zip it up |
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11:28 am Thursday, 1st June, 2017
D - Dildo |
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12:14 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017
D - Deep-throat DP (double penetration) |
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12:40 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017
Z=Zzzzz (when you're asleep), H= hair (coming in your hair), J= Just Juicy (sloppy seconds...), L= Lactating (surely!), R=Rimming, D=Dildo |
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1:56 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017
D-doggyH-hardJ-jack assL-lickR-rimZ-zipper |
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2:15 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017
Jelq,jelqing,Known also as milking a technique for lengthening strengthening ones Cock |
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3:14 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017
Zipless,Zipless fuck ,Erica jong ,The fear of flying, |
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4:03 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017
Zebra striped langerie |
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4:17 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017
D - Dominate H - Horny J - Jealousy R - Rock |
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5:25 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017
D Dick, Deep throat, Dildo, Dangle, Dominant, Droopers, Diddler, Dominatrix. H Handcuffs, Humping, Horny, Hand job, Hooker, Hymen, Hankering.brJ Jerking off, Jubes, Jublies, Joy hole, Jiz, Jizzbags, Joxy. L Labia, Licking, Lacatating, Lactation, Lesbie, Lick the slit, Lust.brR Rim job, Rent a gent, Rump, Rig, Ritzy, Romp, Rosebuds, Rub up.brZ Zipper morals, Zazzle, Zucchini, Zelophilia. |
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6:44 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017
D - Dogging |
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6:58 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017
Licking |
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7:10 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017
D - Debauchery, Down-blouse, Dickleburgh head. H - Hooters, Hot. J - Jerk, Jack-of L - Labe, Lesbo. R - Rackalicious Z - Zackley, Zipper |
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8:24 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017
D - double penetration |
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8:48 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017
D- DEEP THROATING |
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8:51 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017
😨 Disrobe |
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10:42 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017
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10:52 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017
Double dom |
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1:49 am Friday, 2nd June, 2017
PS pussy sucker.C cuckhold |
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5:14 am Friday, 2nd June, 2017
Z- ziplolly |
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6:38 am Friday, 2nd June, 2017
dubble down |
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6:39 am Friday, 2nd June, 2017
D- Doggie style |
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9:55 am Friday, 2nd June, 2017
Z =Zingara female gipsy |
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11:42 am Friday, 2nd June, 2017
L - licentious |
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11:51 am Friday, 2nd June, 2017
D - dildo |
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1:06 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017
good |
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1:08 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017
D-dicked h-hey hottie r-roading z-zappesy |
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1:29 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017
D- Dick jockey H- Hard-on lover J- just-in-time orgasm L- lusty lips R-roaring screamer Z- zebra (la woman who likes both white and black dicks) |
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1:38 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017
D - Diddle, H - Head, J - Jingleberries, L - Labia, R - Ruttish, Z - Zorber |
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1:58 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017
Diddle - the yellow pages knows what's up!! |
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2:25 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017
d = dogging, H = horseplay, J = jizz, L = Licking labia, R = Rimming, z = zipper |
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2:34 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017
What doesn't the winner get? |
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2:35 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017
or does for that matter (damn autocorrect) |
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3:04 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017
JennyandMax, you will have to enter to find out 😉 |
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3:07 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017
Doggy, Handjob, Jerking, Licking, Riding |
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3:51 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017
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3:52 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017
J for jug |
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6:07 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017
L.lickalotachuffasorass |
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8:09 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017
Drain |
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8:34 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017
Dunking |
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10:58 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017
D-Dogging |
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10:59 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017
J-Jacking off |
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11:32 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017
H - horny, hotbox |
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12:14 am Saturday, 3rd June, 2017
Armpit crazyyyyyy |
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1:35 am Saturday, 3rd June, 2017
D - Dogging |
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1:46 am Saturday, 3rd June, 2017
D for dogging |
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2:20 am Saturday, 3rd June, 2017
D for Dick, H for Hung, J for Jizz, L for Lecher , R for Rimjob, Z for Zipper |
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2:51 am Saturday, 3rd June, 2017
D - DildobrH - Horny HarrybrJ - Jack and JillbrL - Lipstick LesbianbrR - Reverse br |
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4:41 am Saturday, 3rd June, 2017
D-Double penetration, H- Horny, L- licking, R-Rimming, Z- Zombie |
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6:04 am Saturday, 3rd June, 2017
D- doggy style |
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6:09 am Saturday, 3rd June, 2017
D-dildo ,H- hung , J- jizz, L-lecherous, R-role play ,Z- zone red (like red room in playboy) |
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7:30 am Saturday, 3rd June, 2017
love it bad |
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7:13 pm Saturday, 3rd June, 2017
D - Deepthroat 😏 |
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8:53 pm Saturday, 3rd June, 2017
D - double |
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11:16 pm Saturday, 3rd June, 2017
D - Double penetration |
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5:44 am Sunday, 4th June, 2017
I wanna win a prize 😭 |
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6:28 am Sunday, 4th June, 2017
Lickiss |
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8:00 am Sunday, 4th June, 2017
D-Dick |
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9:59 am Sunday, 4th June, 2017
Z= ziptie 😉 |
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10:06 am Sunday, 4th June, 2017
H = hogtied , J = jackrabbit, D = Dirty Sanchez , L = leverage lips locked, R = reclining mantis rugburn, Z = ziptie |
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11:14 am Sunday, 4th June, 2017
i hope our answers qualified 😉 |
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11:24 am Sunday, 4th June, 2017
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11:24 am Sunday, 4th June, 2017
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1:53 pm Sunday, 4th June, 2017
😍💕 |
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2:18 pm Sunday, 4th June, 2017
for D Deretano, that's italian and it stands for ass |
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2:20 pm Sunday, 4th June, 2017
for J Juice in the sense of Vagina Juice |
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2:22 pm Sunday, 4th June, 2017
R Rimming |
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2:22 pm Sunday, 4th June, 2017
H horny |
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2:30 pm Sunday, 4th June, 2017
D = DeviatebrH = HornybrL = LustybrR = Ragerbr |
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4:20 pm Sunday, 4th June, 2017
😨 dicktastic. H: hedonistic. J:juglightfully l: luckyfucker R: ravishing |
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4:51 pm Sunday, 4th June, 2017
D-Dildo. H- Hairy. J-Jizz Guzzler. L-Lube. R-Rimming. |
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5:29 pm Sunday, 4th June, 2017
A AnalbrB BitchbrC I'mbrD DongbrE ErectionbrF FuckbrG GagbrH HormonesbrI IndiscretionbrJ Jack offbrK KissbrL LipsbrM MoaningbrN NightybrP PussybrQ QueerbrS SuckbrT TitsbrU UnderwarebrV VaginalbrW WhipbrX XXXbrY YesbrZ Zipperbr |
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7:54 pm Sunday, 4th June, 2017
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2:14 am Monday, 5th June, 2017
Licker |
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5:51 am Monday, 5th June, 2017
D DP |
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7:46 am Monday, 5th June, 2017
😨 Donkey Punch, Dutch Rudder |
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11:18 am Monday, 5th June, 2017
D - Dick-tasterbrh - hand-to-gland-combatbrj - jizz dumpbrl - lapdancebrr - rim jobbr |
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3:10 pm Monday, 5th June, 2017
brD = DickiliciousbrH = HedonismbrJ = JizzlerL = LustalotR = Ripper |
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10:24 am Tuesday, 6th June, 2017
Right, you sexy things, it's time to announce the winners. You can find the words to complete our ‘pornetic alphabet’, the usernames of the winners, and the prizes below. brbrD - Dogging - buskstop32 (Amazon Gift Card)brH - Horny - kteesmiffy (1 Month of Free VIP Membership)brJ - Joystick - 121tigger (Amazon Gift Card)brL - Lick - hgman - (Amazon Gift Card)brR - Roleplay - DNSX1981 (1 month of Free VIP Membership)brZ - Zipper Dinner - joedoe007 (Amazon Gift Card)brbrHope you enjoy your goodies guys. Have a great week and I will be back soon with more goodies up for grabs.brbrM x |
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11:03 am Tuesday, 6th June, 2017
Well thank you very much for the prize!!!! Contrats to the rest of the winners and next time for the rest |
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6:39 pm Saturday, 10th June, 2017
Fuck |
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9:04 am Monday, 12th June, 2017
Yey i won a months free VIP upgrade by entering this. Suggestion of HORNY for letter h. Thanks! 😁 |
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11:46 am Wednesday, 28th February, 2018
you could share some of your experiences with me, i need a good teacher |
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4:47 pm Wednesday, 18th September, 2019
GHAPA-GHAP |