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Win a Prize with a Dirty Word - It's Competition Time!

8:52 am Thursday, 1st June, 2017

I've been thinking...what if there was a 'Pornetic' Alphabet?

Some letters of the alphabet sound the same and sometimes it can be difficult to hear what a person is saying, especially in a noisy place or on the telephone. The phonetic alphabet is a list of words used to identify letters in a message transmitted by radio, telephone and encrypted messages. Our support team sometimes use this to crack the spelling of some of the more creative usernames of members while speaking on the telephone. The cogs in my head began turning...and a smutty concept was born!

So, I had a go (my efforts were quite terrible as you will see) and I thought about what a fun competition this could be. Check out the image below and you will see a gap next to six of the letters. All you have to do is come up with a word to fill in these gaps and write them in the blog comments.

You can try one or all of them, it's completely up to you. There is a prize for each of the missing letters (D, H, J, L, R, and Z), and the winners will be selected from the best answers. Remember, the harder the letter, the more chance you have of winning as less people will try it. Now who is going to be brave and tackle that 'Z'?

Competition closes at midnight on 5th June. Winners will be announced on Tuesday 6th June.

Good luck everybody

M x



Comments
9:11 am Thursday, 1st June, 2017

R-Randy

9:47 am Thursday, 1st June, 2017

D-deepthroat
H-handjob 
J-japanese
L-latina
R-redhead

11:06 am Thursday, 1st June, 2017

Dogging, Horny, Jerking, Lactating, Rimming, Zip it up

11:28 am Thursday, 1st June, 2017

D - Dildo
H - Headjob
J - Jerking-off 
L - Lick
R - Ridged
Z - Zombie-fuck (dead fuck)

12:14 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017

D - Deep-throat DP (double penetration)
H - Headjob
J - Jerking
L - Licking
R - Rimming
Z - Zorber

12:40 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017

Z=Zzzzz (when you're asleep), H= hair (coming in your hair), J= Just Juicy (sloppy seconds...),  L= Lactating (surely!), R=Rimming, D=Dildo

1:56 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017

D-doggyH-hardJ-jack assL-lickR-rimZ-zipper

2:15 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017

Jelq,jelqing,Known also as milking a technique for lengthening strengthening ones Cock

3:14 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017

Zipless,Zipless fuck ,Erica jong ,The fear of flying,
A spontaneous sexual encounter completely free of any remorse or guilt,and without power trips,

4:03 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017

Zebra striped langerie

4:17 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017

D - Dominate H - Horny J - Jealousy R -  Rock 

5:25 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017

D Dick, Deep throat, Dildo, Dangle, Dominant, Droopers, Diddler, Dominatrix. H Handcuffs, Humping, Horny, Hand job, Hooker, Hymen, Hankering.brJ Jerking off, Jubes, Jublies, Joy hole, Jiz, Jizzbags, Joxy. L  Labia, Licking, Lacatating, Lactation, Lesbie, Lick the slit, Lust.brR Rim job, Rent a gent, Rump, Rig, Ritzy, Romp, Rosebuds, Rub up.brZ Zipper morals, Zazzle, Zucchini, Zelophilia.

6:44 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017

D - Dogging
H - Hardcore
J - Jizz
L - Legover 
R - Rabbit
Z - Zulphing

6:58 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017

Licking

7:10 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017

D - Debauchery, Down-blouse, Dickleburgh head.     H - Hooters, Hot.     J - Jerk, Jack-of    L - Labe, Lesbo.     R - Rackalicious    Z - Zackley,  Zipper 

8:24 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017

D - double penetration 
H - hog tied
J - Jism 
L - lesbian 
R - roasting
Z - zipper 


8:48 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017

D- DEEP THROATING
H- HARD-ON , HAND SHAKE
J-JERK OFF ,JACK IN THE BOX
L-LESBIAN, LINGERIE, LUST
R- RIMMING, ROD,
Z-ZIPPER,ZEPPLINS

8:51 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017

😨 Disrobe
H: Han Solo
J: Jam Tart
L: Lame Duck
R: Rabbit
Z: Zipper Dinner

10:42 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017


Double penetrated
Handjob
Jiggyjiggy
Lubrication (second choice labia)
Rimjob (second choice Raunchy)
Zipper

10:52 pm Thursday, 1st June, 2017

Double dom
Hardcore 
Japanese 
Rough 
Zebra (interracial?) 

1:49 am Friday, 2nd June, 2017

PS pussy sucker.C cuckhold 

5:14 am Friday, 2nd June, 2017

Z- ziplolly

6:38 am Friday, 2nd June, 2017

dubble down
hard head
jiz
libeto 
rosey red,
zip trip

6:39 am Friday, 2nd June, 2017

D- Doggie style
H-Hard on
J- jacking off
Z- Zygoate process
L- Licking
R- Reverse cowgirl

9:55 am Friday, 2nd June, 2017

 Z =Zingara female gipsy

11:42 am Friday, 2nd June, 2017

L - licentious

11:51 am Friday, 2nd June, 2017

D - dildo
H - hotass
J- jockstrap
L-licking
R-rimming
Z-zipper

1:06 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017

good

1:08 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017

D-dicked h-hey hottie r-roading  z-zappesy

1:29 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017

D- Dick jockey   H- Hard-on lover J- just-in-time orgasm  L- lusty lips  R-roaring screamer Z- zebra (la woman who likes both white and black dicks)

1:38 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017

D - Diddle, H - Head, J - Jingleberries, L - Labia, R - Ruttish, Z - Zorber

1:58 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017

Diddle - the yellow pages knows what's up!!
Hummer - yum, nothing like it
Jawbreaker - Yeah sorry laddies
Lexis - my fav, can you drive stick
Randy - oh yeah
Zero, haven't found someone open to letting me experience this one, any takers!?!

2:25 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017

d = dogging, H = horseplay, J = jizz, L = Licking labia, R = Rimming, z = zipper

2:34 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017

What doesn't the winner get?

2:35 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017

or does for that matter (damn autocorrect)

3:04 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017

JennyandMax, you will have to enter to find out 😉

3:07 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017

Doggy, Handjob, Jerking, Licking, Riding

3:51 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017


3:52 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017

J for jug

6:07 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017

L.lickalotachuffasorass

8:09 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017

Drain
Herd
Jinx
Lint
Root
Zappy

8:34 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017

Dunking 
Hardon
Jerkoff
Lubetube 
Rectal
Zippy

10:58 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017

D-Dogging 

10:59 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017

J-Jacking off 

11:32 pm Friday, 2nd June, 2017

H - horny, hotbox 

12:14 am Saturday, 3rd June, 2017

Armpit crazyyyyyy 

1:35 am Saturday, 3rd June, 2017

D - Dogging
H - Hands-free
J - Jizz
L -Lactating 
R - Rimming
Z - zombie

1:46 am Saturday, 3rd June, 2017

D for dogging
H for hanging
J for Juices
L for Lapping
R for Rearentry
Z for Zipppers or Zips

2:20 am Saturday, 3rd June, 2017

D for Dick, H for Hung, J for Jizz, L for Lecher , R for Rimjob, Z for Zipper

2:51 am Saturday, 3rd June, 2017

D - DildobrH - Horny HarrybrJ - Jack and JillbrL - Lipstick LesbianbrR - Reverse br

4:41 am Saturday, 3rd June, 2017

D-Double penetration, H- Horny, L- licking, R-Rimming, Z- Zombie

6:04 am Saturday, 3rd June, 2017

D- doggy style
H- horny
L- licking
R- rimming

6:09 am Saturday, 3rd June, 2017

D-dildo ,H- hung , J- jizz, L-lecherous, R-role play ,Z- zone red (like red room in playboy)

7:30 am Saturday, 3rd June, 2017

love it bad

7:13 pm Saturday, 3rd June, 2017

D - Deepthroat 😏

8:53 pm Saturday, 3rd June, 2017

D - double
H - handjob
J = jizz
L = lips
R = rogering
Z = zest

11:16 pm Saturday, 3rd June, 2017

D - Double penetration 
H - Handjob
J - Johnson
R - Ravish
Z - zipper fish

5:44 am Sunday, 4th June, 2017

I wanna win a prize 😭

6:28 am Sunday, 4th June, 2017

Lickiss

8:00 am Sunday, 4th June, 2017

D-Dick
H-Hug
J-Jerkoff 
L-Lick
Z-Zestful

9:59 am Sunday, 4th June, 2017

Z= ziptie 😉

10:06 am Sunday, 4th June, 2017

H = hogtied , J = jackrabbit, D = Dirty Sanchez , L = leverage lips locked, R = reclining mantis rugburn, Z = ziptie

11:14 am Sunday, 4th June, 2017

i hope our answers qualified 😉

11:24 am Sunday, 4th June, 2017


😨 Dry spell Dildo

H: Hoe Humongous Handcuffs

J: Jack-off Jewels

L: Lust Leash

R: Restraints Red room of pain

Z: Zeal to feel Zazzle

Cheers! 🙂

11:24 am Sunday, 4th June, 2017


D : Dry spell Dildo

H : Hoe Humongous Handcuffs

J : Jack-off Jewels

L : Lust Leash

R : Restraints Red room of pain

Z : Zeal to feel Zazzle

1:53 pm Sunday, 4th June, 2017

😍💕

2:18 pm Sunday, 4th June, 2017

for D Deretano, that's italian and it stands for ass

2:20 pm Sunday, 4th June, 2017

for J Juice in the sense of Vagina Juice

2:22 pm Sunday, 4th June, 2017

R Rimming

2:22 pm Sunday, 4th June, 2017

H horny

2:30 pm Sunday, 4th June, 2017

D = DeviatebrH = HornybrL = LustybrR = Ragerbr

4:20 pm Sunday, 4th June, 2017

😨 dicktastic.    H: hedonistic.   J:juglightfully   l: luckyfucker            R: ravishing 

4:51 pm Sunday, 4th June, 2017

D-Dildo.  H- Hairy. J-Jizz Guzzler. L-Lube. R-Rimming.

5:29 pm Sunday, 4th June, 2017

A AnalbrB BitchbrC I'mbrD DongbrE ErectionbrF FuckbrG GagbrH HormonesbrI IndiscretionbrJ Jack offbrK KissbrL LipsbrM MoaningbrN NightybrP PussybrQ QueerbrS SuckbrT TitsbrU  UnderwarebrV VaginalbrW WhipbrX XXXbrY YesbrZ Zipperbr

7:54 pm Sunday, 4th June, 2017


A Arousal
B Breast
C Cougar
D Domination
E Effluvia
F Fellatio
G Grafenberg-Spot (G-Spot)
H Hermaphrodite
I Innuendo
J Jailbait
K Kink
L Lust
M Masturbation
N Nymphomania
O Orifice
P Perineum
Q Queer
S Squirting
T Tantric (Sex)
U Uterus
V Voluptuous
W Wetness
X Xenophilia
Y YoungOld
Z Zensuality

2:14 am Monday, 5th June, 2017

Licker

5:51 am Monday, 5th June, 2017

D DP
H Hand Job
J Jizz
L Lingerie 
R Rear entry 
Z Zane Malik

7:46 am Monday, 5th June, 2017

😨 Donkey Punch, Dutch Rudder
H: Hole hover
J: Jiggy Wiggy 
L: Licksalot, (Cunni)Linguist,
R: Rimjob, Restoface
Z: Zabangel, Zabardust

11:18 am Monday, 5th June, 2017

D - Dick-tasterbrh - hand-to-gland-combatbrj - jizz dumpbrl - lapdancebrr - rim jobbr

3:10 pm Monday, 5th June, 2017

brD = DickiliciousbrH = HedonismbrJ = JizzlerL = LustalotR = Ripper

10:24 am Tuesday, 6th June, 2017

Right, you sexy things, it's time to announce the winners. You can find the words to complete our ‘pornetic alphabet’, the usernames of the winners, and the prizes below. brbrD - Dogging - buskstop32 (Amazon Gift Card)brH - Horny - kteesmiffy  (1 Month of Free VIP Membership)brJ - Joystick - 121tigger (Amazon Gift Card)brL - Lick  - hgman - (Amazon Gift Card)brR - Roleplay - DNSX1981 (1 month of Free VIP Membership)brZ - Zipper Dinner - joedoe007 (Amazon Gift Card)brbrHope you enjoy your goodies guys. Have a great week and I will be back soon with more goodies up for grabs.brbrM x

11:03 am Tuesday, 6th June, 2017

Well thank you very much for the prize!!!! Contrats to the rest of the winners and next time for the rest 

6:39 pm Saturday, 10th June, 2017

Fuck

9:04 am Monday, 12th June, 2017

Yey i won a months free VIP upgrade by entering this. Suggestion of HORNY for letter h. Thanks! 😁

11:46 am Wednesday, 28th February, 2018

you could share some of your experiences with me, i need a good teacher
😀💏💞💕🍷💏👍🤓😍😊👅🐱🐶🐭🐹🐰🐰🐻🐼🐨🦁

4:47 pm Wednesday, 18th September, 2019

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