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12:08 am Sunday, 12th March, 2017

Let's make up a random name shall we? So many Maganda Piñays are named after flowers , after all their personal flowers are prettiest lol 😛. Rose , Lily , Hyacinth, Daisy , Cactus , Redwood Tree ...

Her name was Lily and we met at s free social media site. What struck my fancy was her smile. Though in her thirties she was pictured on a swingset at a resort in Bora. Happily she played on the swing. Wearing short denim shorts and simple white tee , her expression of joy. 

At our ages we forget to play!  So come to Tagaytay and fly a kite , kick a ball ( just don't kick my balls lol ) , ride the merry go round. Play

I courted her online. Asked her Mom permission to court Lily. Sent her chocolates, balikbayan boxes from California where I existed 

Existed in the U S of A verses LIVING in my new country, the Philippines. MABUHAY

She was 41 when courtship began. 43 when we finally met. You see if I find a super woman named Lily I am patient , I persevere , I plan , I pursue , I work to please her. 

Oddly we did not do the online sex thang. Sending pictures of topless girls was a passion of mine. But Lily was very active in her Parish Life. A great Catholic woman of virtue. So the hottest pic I got was of her face, framed by long brown hair cascading over her shoulders , contrasting nicely with a slender white neck. Her affect grim , uncommon even. Like a woman forced to model a Red Michael Korr Red bag and 4 inch heels. As in I'm doing this to please you Mike but I ain't happy bout it !!  

A red Tee shirt for sleep , it had pink frilly lace things at neck and arms. Braless. Something konti big poking through. Hmmm , thought I , that's the sexiest pic I can do. 

Later , staring at Lily's pictures often , I thought wow , are those nipples big or what? They were. They are magnificent. The largest nipples I've ever seen. Lily would later say they are gross. But I taught her that though small breasted her awesome ass and HUGE nipples made her my sexiest woman in the universe. 

In Phuket , or as I call it Fuck it , we saw a ladyboy burlesque dance show st night in the redlight district. She was braless and on the street Men and Women stared openly at this SEXY lady of mine. I was so proud of Lily. 

For she hated sex. Her one and only lover was the personification of asshole. A self important , prima Donna , momma's spoiled suplado boy , his religion forbade pork but he was quite a male chauvinist PIG. 

He hurt her every time they had sec. Demeaned her with harsh words. Lily was taught that kissing her was like kissing a tree. She got zero pleasure from sex. Had never had an orgasm. 

So with this lovely lady I courted , I toned down my HIGH sex drive , my swinging, my bi curiosity, my longing for regular threesomes of both variety. 

I saved and scrimped. Actually had four huge tins from Christmas cookies. Duct taped .... a tiny slit on top. I'd drop change in , twenty dollar bills. Five dollar bills whatever I could. I had enough money to fly Economy SFO-MNL and stay near Greenbelt in a three star. 

Nervously waiting at NAIA with pasalubong in hand I waited , and waited , and waited some more for Lily. A " friendly " Security guard offered his mobile phone and texted her. She was stuck in traffic ( what a surprise lol). Kuya then asked for 500 php for the assist. Welcome to the Philippines where the most beautiful and talented women hail from , and scam after scam to ensnare the unwary kano. 

I was picked up by Lily's bff and asawa , rather live in bf.... you know how that goes. We got myself checked in. The three of them nervous. Protecting Lily. I now know there was a secret message , I'm safe with Mike ( he's POGI ) , now bugger off. And take your pasalubong with you 🙂

I stank , I smelled awful. A 14 hour flight and 25 hours of travel killed my pleasant scent long ago. Cuz Kikilicker smells awesome. It's my thing. Ask around ...  I smell incredible 🙂 Even my farts are incredible lol  Joke Lang Po !!

I needed a shower badly. I was also delirious from Wala sarap cape. Without caring , in front of Lily I just got naked. Too much time on Active Service , too many years at the bedside, nudity is not an issue for me. I cook naked .... duh I wear an apron and clogs ... but that's it. Note to self , when preparing curry paste , don't scratch your balls lol. Lily gasped loudly. No it's not a huge cock... nope. She was not used to me naked. I like naked. It's my thing. Ask around lol. 

Smelling galing we headed to Greenbelt and Starbucks ( I forgot , whilst I was showering Lily went down and brought back 3:1 ( yuck ) and six liters of bottled tube for this kano tummy of delicacy 
How sweet kilig kilig kilig ...:)



Sipping dark roast and checking out the eye candy I kept seeing signage for Chapel this way. We don't Chapel in the Disunited States. At all. Ever 

I forgot to tell ya'aal that I came to spend Holy Week with Lily. It's a big deal here , in America not so. One oft times drives an hour finding a Parish. 

As if fixated i found myself walking faster and faster toooooo the Chapel. Then I heard voices. Catholic voices. 

So on our FIRST Date we prayed the rosary and heard Mass. As a new Catholic couple !! Awesomeness. I learned on that first date , do you remember ? What Father said to that couple ? Share your blessings. Lily leaned close , our arms touching , Fr is right , we should share our blessings. I whispered to Lily , "... it's also important to accept the blessings of others !!!"  What a magical , serindipitous , sweet FIRST DATE

The couple that prays together , stays Together !
The couple that cooks together, stays Together. 
The couple that farts together , stays Together 
The couple that spas together , stays Together 
The couple that swings together , stays together..... some times. 😞 

We had a marvelous day talking. Listening. Laughing. Making kulit. I was in love with 
Lily. 
We shopped. And then we shopped. 
But I cud not get her to put her iPhone and Samsung down 😞 
Candy crush and FB. Grrr. Shuda known .. sigh 

After dinner she watched tela novelas and some real mean Ladyboy with her distinct falsetto fake laugh. Shuda known ... sigh

I said I'm getting ready to go kaput. I was nackered. 

Shower number two or three. I shaved again as well. I gave genes from hell Hirsute am I 😞 . So if I want to kiss a girl I need smooth skin. Ergo shaving two or three times a day But it gives me an excuse to Axe spray and Clinique Happy for men. I smell awesome, it's myvthing. Seriously ask re Kikilicker and he smells awesome. For a big hairy German- Irish guy he's amazing she said n she said. 

Wearing PT shorts only I slid next to Lily. 

She's gorgeous. 5'6" tall . Thin , high cheekbones , soft brown eye , crinkling crows feet when laughter erupts. FULL really FULL lips and oh so kissable. A small nose , I cud not see her brain lol. A aristocratic chin , queens neck. Pale white skin with a hint of a tan line. Long , long hair. Brown with natural streaks of red in the sunlight. Sweet full curvy pwet. Sarap. Small breasted she is and she hated them. I loved them tho. 

I read my e book. Our knees and thighs eventually meshed as one. Our shoulders touching. OMG OMG Mahal Kita. Mahal Kita. I love Lily. And she's next to me. 

After 40 minutes she announced " ill take a bath now nah ?!"  She got up. I noticed her going through one pack it bag after another searching for something. ? As Lily moved I could see her bra straps undone. Letting her lovely Lily breasts some air. Bending over I stared at her ass. Apples 🍎 came to mind. Wala thong Pero .... Victoria's Secret lace. OMG 

Her hair wrapped in 3 star hotel towel. Wearing short short short pinkish shorts and a Red tank top for beautiful women. I inhaled her scent. 

We laughed so loud. Both of us had on Cliique Happy 🙂

I turned off all but one light. Trembling I softly took her phone out of her hands. 

Turn off the light she said. 

" Lily I flew across the globe , most of the Pacific Ocean to spend Holy Week with the woman ill wed God Willing. I want to SEE you. ALL OF YOU. You are so beautiful in the sunlight, the moonlight and now mahal , in soft light three inches from me. So konti light I need , for I am old ! " I smiled. 

She was shaking. We both quite nervous. I held her sweaty palm. Noted the flare of her nostrils. Beads of perspiration above her upper lip. No eye contact 

I kissed her hand just like the movies. It's my thing you see... ask around. I even sing whilst giving flowers. Now , if only Lily would LOVE me back , just a little. I could then die happily. 

" Mahal  may I kiss you please ?"  
Silence so deafening my tinnitus rang so loudly. 
" look at me my love !"
She did. 
Our eyes gazing into each others soul  I gently cupped her cheeks and jaw and kissed her full , model like lips. 

Hayyy naku that's galing 🙂 happy dance happy dance lol. 

One kiss begits another. My moist tongue 👅, my bespoke Kikilicker tongue licked first her upper lip , then the lower , fuller one. 

I was shaking like a leaf during a tropical storm. I held her chin with both hands and gently , probing , my tongue finally meeting hers as one. 

Her breath quickened. I tenderly gave tiny tiny sweet kisses to her forehead. Eye lids. Nose , cheeks , chin , ears , temples , top of her head and then I lay down , pulling her down and facing me. 

" He was so wrong Mahal Kong Lily. So terribly wrong. I'm not kissing a tree.  Trees bark is hard. I'm kissing my asawa to be and kissing your full lips , it's like a spiritual experience. You kiss me so well !"

I'm a patient , sweet , tender lover. ( and also I bi switch ...) , I slowly slowly infused self esteem and confidence in to her. I'm kinda good in bed. Actually that's not true. I'm amazing in bed. It's my thing. Ask around. 

Under a sheet I put her hands in the elastic band of my silkies. She was totally bewitched , bothered and bewildered at this juncture.  She pulled them off , slowly , gently as it caught on my very very hard Cock. 

I kissed. She kissed. It was heavenly. I taught her how to kiss back. Holy bananas, she is actually a quick learner. 

As we kissed i touched her smooth skin. Her arms. Her armpits. I pulled her hands above her and kissed and licked and nibbled her armpits. Ah ah that's a sweet spot , a veritable erogenous zone. Her earrings were pulled by tongue whispering gently , sweet loving words , but softly, noting she did not tolerate loud sounds in her ear. But my Moans were ok 

" Michael loves Lily. Lily loves Michael " I gently chanted in my baritone , husky , manly murmurings. Subliminal suggestion ?  Heck. I'll do anything to win Lily's HAND IN MARRIAGE 

As I kissed her neck and tummy so flat. She actually removed her shorts and VS, panty liner all wet , off 

Our bodies nude now. Skin to skin. My knee running up and down her thigh. Near but never touching her pubis. 

I massaged first one full soft breast after another. " Sweetie , you lied , your NOT flat chested , I'm in love with your sweet breasts !"

Most guys and a few women do not honor a lovers breasts enough. Breast play should be prolonged. As nipples like a saoiosexuals brain inervstes her clit. Truly. 

Her nipples were so huge. And so sensitive. By now I smelled her other scent as my knee became wet from her undulating pussy. I pulled at them with lips and gentle teeth. Then sucking them in and out with my lips. 

I was moaning and groaning. " baby make more sounds pakiusap, it's ok , let them come out. !"

I opened Pandora's box with that one as she grew louder and louder with strange guttural tones and muffled words. 

She just grabbed my strong swimmers shoulders and bit them !!! Gently but fiercely. 

She had never had an orgasm. Never. Ever. Her girlfriends wud brutally tease her about her lack thereof .., women can be so cruel. 

She had never had a man or woman ( later for dat one ) , eat her pussy. And goodness gracious, Kikilicker is in da house. 

I kissed her back. Her spine from sacrum to cervical I kissed. Bit. Licked her entire spine. 
Rolling her long Maganda Pinay hair up. I kissed the back of her neck. Copy dat! Warning Warning Sink Rate Sink Rate , I discovered another erogenous zone. Her moans louder. Her hands making fists in the bed linen. 

I sucked each lacquered toe like a cock. Her calves. Behind her knees. Behind her knees. Holy bananas Warning Speed Bump Ahead. Yesssss. Another erogenous zone

Moving up I kissed her thighs. Messaging both breasts and alternately her hugely swollen nipples. 

I lucked up and down each thigh. Each inguinal crease .  Then up to navel. Then down again til I gentjy blew warm Mike air onto her glistening ,wet labia. She's trimmed I thought. 

She grabbed the back of my head and ears. OMG it's working. 

Starting next to her yummy Kiki I licked. 
My deep voice resonating into her sex yessss I thought she's gonna let me. 

Building up teasingly I finally licked tiny pointed Kikilicker tongue up and down her. But avoiding completely her swollen bud that was her clit. She spasmed  
It was time. As in encircled her clit I hummed to make Kikilicker's mouth an enormous vibratory experience. 

Gaining momentum and matching her up thrusting pelvis she cried loudly I know not what. But clearly I gave her orgasm one of her life. My what an Honor. 

And cum number two and three. 

Putting the tip of index finger inside I licked next to her pubic hair. One tiny finger tip in. She suddenly grunted and thrust her vagina onto not one but two fingers. 
I found her g spot and cervix. My Kikilicker tongue frenetically kicking her huge clit I massaged her g spot in a come here motion. 

Orgasm four of Lily's life caused the bed to physically tremble. At number six she screamed 
" NOOOO NOO NOOO I'm gonna peeeee!"

Sadly she held back covering my gaping mouth with squirt juice. Perhaps another day. 

Spasming legs i crawled up. Encircled her body in a vice like grip of legs and arms. Caressing her back. I kissed every bit of Lily's face. 

Murmuring into her ears " Lily. Thank you  Maraming Maraming Salamat ! Your so sexy. So sensual So loving !"

What happened? She enquirer. 

Well my love. Your officially a Multi orgasmic , near squirting sexual Goddess. 

After play is crucial. Kissing. Touching. Talking. Stroking your most honored queen. I live for the love of forplay. Afterplay and play lol. You allow your Godess to get her heart rate and breathing to normal . To allow her Goddess mind to imprint forever your awesomeness 

When we fuck. When we make love. We MUST HONOR our Goddess. As they are singularly vulnerable then. 

Women must honor their Gods as well. 

Equality of sensual play is paramount. 
Men can say no! Women can say no!

I did not cum. Who cares ? I save my precious energy. I hold back to honor my Goddess. It's all about them anyway. In time your Goddess will make you cum. 

Honor her 
Honor him

So when Uber lifestyle " men " 
Harass ....
Did you fuck Lily yet ?
Can I come over and fuck Lily ? My wife is cool with it. 
Why didn't you make Lily satisfy you ?

I then must quuetly walk away in Virgoan awesomeness, lest I speak. For if you have nothing nice to say , remain mute. Dont pollute Nirvana with dishonorable murmurings. 

Even Swingers Straight and Bi , should , MUST honor their play partner ( s)
Lest they end up on

The Wall Of Shame 



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