How much have you swallowed?

“How many guys have you sucked & how much CUM have you swallowed” are questions I get almost daily, in e-mail and on just about every site I am on. In fact, I just got that same question three times already today! I never really thought about it until recently. So, I was thinking I might try and figure it out for those that are curious (including myself, lol). I’m currently 24, and gave head for the first time when I was 17. Meaning that I have 6.5-6.75 years of experience.
For my calculations, I will use the information I got from numerous sites when I Google’d “average volume of male ejaculate”. The various sites say that the average amount of CUM a guy spurts out is about one – one and a half (1-1.5) teaspoon, so I will use 1.25tsp, even though many of the guys I have been with, including three long-term relationships (approx. 1+yrs), could easily produce twice that!
I figure I would suck and swallow my boyfriends’ about 2-3 times a week during those relationships. I can say that in total, those three relationships lasted about 3.5 years. So, 3.5 years times 52 weeks a year times an avg of 2.5 times a week at 1.25 tsp a shot equals 569 teaspoons, or almost 0.75 gallons of CUM.
I have also sucked and swallowed other men during my approx. three years sexual activity, many of them multiple times. I would say I averaged 2 guys a week (sometimes more, sometimes less), but to be conservative and average it out, I’ll say it’s 1.75 loads a week from other men. So…3 years times 52 weeks times 1.75 loads times 1.25tsp equals 341 teaspoons or 0.44 gallons of CUM
All together, I have swallowed approximately 728 loads of CUM at 1.25 teaspoon each or 1.19 Gallons of CUM!
Before you ask, I did not figure any of my own that I had consumed.See, who says math isn’t fun!!Jules XOXOXO

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