Tasty Eats VS Horny Treats

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The advent calendar. A holiday icon. Twenty-four perforated doors, each hiding a miniscule scrap of chocolately goodness. As a kid, it was really fun and a nice daily treat that kept me looking forward to Christmas. As an adult, although still a huge lover of choccy, that idea is a little less thrilling, but there are other ways to make the countdown to the festivities exciting. 

Adult advent calendars are getting more popular every day, filled with grown up goodies such as beauty products, liquor chocolates, and even miniature bottles of wine or whiskey. 

But when it comes to satisfying even the naughtiest of boys and girls, an online sex toy retailer takes the prize with their cheeky twist on the Christmas Countdown. 

Branded 'The Big Box of Sexual Happiness' and hiding a host of surprises including everything from cock rings to vibrators, this could be the advent calendar that will have you jingling all the way. Along with sex toys for him and her, the luxury purple satin box also contains “a sprinkling of tie and tease pieces for a little light bondage". 

The brains behind the box also state that: "The sequences of gifts has been choreographed to build up erotic tension for a mind-blowing finale just before Christmas Day."

So what do you reckon folks. Would you trade your innocent little choccies for a naughty toy behind every door? Is this something you would purchase for yourself or someone you know, or is it just way too cringe? As for myself, will probably stick to my calendar full of make up goodies so i can look more human for the holidays.  🙂

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