Met a very cute german lady Lulu & after a one way conversation we agreed to meet at a local coffee shop.She was blonde blue eyed and she looked genuinley excited and pleased to be there.
Then it went downhill.After staring at ther coffee for 5 minutes she could not keep her mouth closed and the occaisional sigh and fart -well so did I perfection is a pain in the arse & hardly ever often achieved.All of a sudden someone spilt their coffee on her and she crumbled into her seat & she had a melt down.Far too needy & high maintenance.I ended up carrying her out consoling her & putting her into the back of a cab.
Still I did get my money back from the shop.
Inflatable women - Their not all their cracked up to be.
